What's next?

WHO ARE YOU?

"Rob I live here...AND YOU ARE, AHHHH 'TMZ'....'E ONLINE'....'HOLLYWOOD LIFE' AND 'US WEEKLY' reading their press badges, GOSSIP MAG PAPARAZZI HUH"? "Yes we got an anonymous tip that Miss Gomez & Miss Swift were sunbathing naked on the beach....seen anything sir", "yeah they're crammed in that hamper over there guys....BOUND & GAGGED"! "Yeah right buddy ha ha...coulda just said no, must be around here somewhere c'mon" leaving as Rob opens the hamper seeing their 'terror-stricken' faces, "you owe me bitches...BIG TIME, OR SHOULD I CALL THEM BACK HERE TO SNAP SOME BONDAGE PICS"????

Shaking their heads 'no' vehemently Rob picks up Selena from the hamper laying the brunette on his bed, then he places Taylor on her knees, "blowjob first blondie....THEN WE FUCK MISS GOMEZ, THEN YOU SWITCH"!