Vanir vs The Eternal Loneliness (Yunyun)

The Crimson Demon Village. A powerful place, full of eccentric weirdos all demanding to be taken seriously. The clan were originally made by a certain scientist who modified a group of people from an old country to have a very high aptitude for magic. The experiments were a huge success, though he somehow managed to pick a group of incredibly chunibyo individuals. The red eyes, dark hair, and powerful magic were all after effects of this legendary procedure, though in one journal the scientist did admit he was missing 'Jojo's Bizarre Adventure' at the time.

Currently, there was one girl sat at the table of a certain tavern. The name of this place? 'Succubus Lingerie Pub'. The owner's daughter was a smart young woman who knew how to bring in customers with a simple name change. 'Appealing to the male fantasy' as it were, and it had worked well. Though tourism wasn't the highest trade in the village of weirdos so once men caught on in the false advertising they weren't as inclined to stay, though there was enough foot traffic that the pub wasn't doing bad at all.

But the story isn't about that, it's about Yunyun. Dressed as a maid and fuming in her seat.

'Oh, that Megumin!' She thought, cutely stamping her feet under her table in frustration, 'Why can't she help me properly just this once!?'

Megumin had been the primary reason she'd failed the test so many days in a row. They were originally only allowed three attempts to do all three trials, but Megumin had blown up the initial riddle maze and rendered their trial somewhat useless. Then on the next day, when they'd fixed it and Yunyun had gone out for a pre-trial explosion, Megumin tried to breeze through the riddles so quickly they got all of them wrong. Yunyun thought about finding a new partner, but with no real friends she knew her rival was the only one who would go this far with her. As such, after only a few days, she'd failed all her three attempts.

But, the Crimson Magic Clan were a lazy bunch. Her father was retiring as chief and absolutely no one was wanting to take up the mantle but her. Without a leader, Yunyun feared they'd fall to ruin, but everyone else said they were too powerful to ever really fall. Even Megumin thought a renegade band of mercenary wizards sounded way cooler than what they were doing now. After much begging and apologising, the sages who would determine the next leader shrugged passively and told Yunyun she'd be allowed to try as many times as she wanted... until Monday. They couldn't be bothered to do this again after that.

It was Saturday now, which meant Yunyun had only three days left... and she couldn't attempt it today without her partner. Megumin had decided that she wasn't taking part in Maid Day. Yuiyui had made her wear the outfit, but she told Yunyun that she didn't want anyone from school to see her in the dress. Especially cause it felt too tight on her, thinking her mom had used older measurements before her mild growth spurt.

She sighed. This was one of her last days to do the trials, yet Megumin was too embarrassed to help. It was so frustrating... maybe if Yunyun had a friend, she could have asked them instead of her rival? Megumin probably just hated her asking for help, looking so weak in front of her... it made Yunyun feel... so...

Alone.

SNIRRKFFFFSHH!

"UGH! DAMMIT!" Yunyun heard a loud noise that almost sounded like a man with a very runny nose trying to suck the snot back up his nose, before a small notebook collided with her temple. She wasn't sure who threw that, rubbing the mildly injured area while looking around the seemingly quiet tavern. Not noticing the masked demon currently hiding under a poncho and standing behind one of the in house pillars, trying to hold in his runny nose while staying out of sight. The Crimson Demon girl shrugged and looked at what the object was.

"What is this?" Yunyun asked the empty seat in front of her, lifting the book from the table and inspecting its cover, “‘A Lonely Crimson Demon Girl’s Guide to Making Friends’, did I read this one yet? It doesn’t sound familiar…”

She pondered the book, making Vanir roll his eyes hard at how easy it was to fool this terror on his senses. He hadn't actually read the book Darkness had written, now regretting that decision mildly, as the title's pandering to Yunyun felt almost TOO on the nose. He worried she might even see through the ruse...

He looked into her mind, 'I thought I had read every friend making book from cover to cover multiple times! To think there was still one that I hadn’t even seen before was amazing. Perhaps this holds some sort of key to making Megumin like me?!'

She beamed in her seat, and thanks to telepathy Vanir wasn't as worried about her being smart enough to see through it anymore. Humans. he groaned inwardly.

Nerimaki, the daughter of the establishment saw Yunyun sitting alone and walked over to her. “Hey, Yunyun.” She smiled, walking over to the chief’s daughter calmly, “How’s it going? No Megumin today? You guys aren't in a lovers quarrel, are you?” She teased, a long time 'shipper' for the pairing as a lover of both yuri and rivals-to-lovers novella.

Yunyun was still involved in her book, ignoring the question accidentally as she excitedly began on the opening page of the notepad. Reading out loud the first passage: “Crimson Demon Friendship Tip Number One: A friend can greet another friend with a deep, tongue filled kiss.”

In an instant, reality changed. Just as the last 'normality' to be added to the universe was 'everything Yunyun reads from this book shall normally become reality'. Nerimaki grabbed the girl who had ignored her by the shoulders. Yunyun squeaked in surprise, both by realising the girl was there and the action itself, but was quickly drowned out by a warm wet tongue exploring her mouth. The two soft pair of lips squishing lightly on each other as Nerimaki’s breath poured into this unsuspecting wizard. She was passionate, and added plenty of tongue to the surprised Yunyun's mouth to explore the hot saliva inside.

When they disconnected, Nerimaki smiled again but now with a string of spit connecting them, “I’ll repeat myself: hey Yunyun, how's it going?”

“H-hello!” Yunyun managed to let out, trying to comprehend what had happened to her. Her eyes wide in surprise as she looked between Nerimaki and the book.

Vanir looked on from over his shoulder. Finally, this lonely idiot would realise she has friends and not feel that horrid emotion anymore. A very stupidly lewd way to do it, but he couldn't argue the blonde bimbo had been getting good results for him.

There was no denying the facts: Friends of Crimson Demons now kissed each other as a greeting, and Nerimaki had just kissed this lonely fool. Ergo, they were friends.

Suddenly, Yunyun burst up from the table.

“Nerimaki!” exclaimed Yunyun, “I’m so sorry you tripped and fell onto my face like that! I’ll go get you a tissue! Oh! And some more lipstick for the stuff that my lips took off! I’m so sorry!”

The masked demon watched as the fool nearly tripped over herself running from the shocked woman to go fetch new lipstick. Escaping the pub so quick, Nerimaki couldn't even retort the idea. Vanir knew that Yunyun was somehow mentally and spiritually stubborn on her own loneliness, but this was ridiculous. The only thing he could do was slam a hand into his face at how stupid she was before following her out the door in a strop.

“Oh no. I couldn’t find her shade of lipstick anywhere, Nerimaki is going to hate me…” Yunyun sniffled sadly. One more person who was never going to be her friend…

She was just plodding through the village's beautiful scenic house estates. The weather was always nice outside as the village kept it that way with magic, and it made for some nice walks. Though not for our two protagonists. Yunyun was too sad about Nerimaki and Vanir was trying to sneak his way out of sight of everyone. A bright sunny day did neither of them good.

Yunyun turned a corner to see a few people all 'hanging out' as she'd heard about. They were all some of the other girls from her old school days, Arue, Dondoko, and Funifara, all dressed as maids. Those were the ones she'd always wanted to be friends with but never could...

"READ THE BOOK YOU MORON!" Yunyun heard another shout from atop a roof after another sniffle. Maybe there was a cold going around? But the strange voice did remind her that she still had her new friendship book! She never finished reading it!

“Let’s see.” She said, turning to the next page, “Friendship Tip Number 2: It’s good to share your inner thoughts with friends! Be sure to tell them all your fetishes to really connect!"

The lonesome demon was shocked, she'd never heard of such a technique before! Was it really like that? Do friends really talk about such... lewd topics? She quickly hurried over to her acquaintances.

"H-hello everyone!" She stammered nervously, the three waving at her approach as they sat around the front of Arue's house. "W-what are you all talking about?"

Arue smiled the warmest, beckoning the girl to come sit next to her in the circle. "Hello there, Yunyun. We were just talking about all our fetishes."

'Oh my god!! Just like the book foretold!!'

"Funifara's got a real brother complex," Dondoko teased, giggling at how annoyed the other girl was. "Every time we talk about what kind of guy we like she just goes on about how they compare to him."

"I do not!"

Arue was a writer and perhaps the calmest nature of the three, she was often the one to diffuse tensions, "Do not worry, Funifara. Why else would our souls share such intimate knowledge if not to get to know each other's tastes more? To let the truth out so bare." The eloquent wordsmith said, "Do you wish to share yourself like this Yunyun? I shall admit once more that my own pleasures lie behind writing fanfiction of all of you."

The chief's daughter squeaked, both in surprise of the admission and the spotlight turning to her.

Dondoko frowned just a little, "I still think it's a little creepy, but really wanna read it." She admitted with a shrug, "And yeah Yunsie should totes go next! If you're shy, mine is thick gooey tentacles!"

Yunyun desperately tried to think. What was her fetish? What was the right thing to say here? Everyone had such interesting sexual preferences, but Yunyun had never even masturbated before! Was that wrong? Was she missing out on something?

"Yours was interesting as well," said Arue, "Do you think it is because of your fear of men that your tastes have shifted to the monstrous?"

Yunyun thought hard. There had to be something. Some deep idea that made her heart zing with excitement...

"Quit laughing, Funifara! At least I'm not a brother fucker!"

"HEY! I've never-!"

"Hand holding!"

All eyes were on Yunyun as she exclaimed that. A silence in the air as the poor girl grew sweatier by the second with nervousness. Nearby someone gripped their nose in annoyance, even Vanir knew that was a lame choice.

"...that it? Hand holding?"

"U-umm.... n-no?" Yunyun flinched in fear, "I-I also like b-being f-friends?"

That made them little more amicable, "Friends to lovers is an age old yet sturdy trope I do too enjoy." said Arue with a wave of her hand, "Tis a bit vanilla, but I can respect the respect for the classics dear Yunyun."

"Yeah, there was this one story I read about a guy whose childhood friend grew up to be a Demon Lord! It was totes spicy when they got down and dirty but at the heart it was kinda sweet that they were BFFs." Dondoko agreed.

Yunyun wiped her brow. Thankfully dodging a bullet, and though she wasn't sure how this improved her friendship with these girls much, the book seemed to be working!

While they discussed their fetishes more, Yunyun quickly snuck in a glance at rule 3:

Play a game together! Fun can be a great bonding experience! I recommend Twister!

"Twister?" Yunyun said aloud, having never heard of that game before.

The girls looked at her, "What you say Yunyun? Do you see a twister heading this way or something?"

Vanir realised this one wasn't working as easier. Using the doll he left behind with Darkness as a conduit, he quickly scanned her mind for what the hell the game was. Apparently it was the one game that Kazuma had tried to bring over from his world, a silly party game of body touching and pervertedness. The demon rolled his eyes, taking over her mind quickly to say, "It's normal for Yunyun to have the game Twister land next to her." To which Sena was somewhat confused about as they continued their paperwork.

"Oh, is that what you were talking about?" Asked Funifara, pointing at the box on the floor. Yunyun spun around, knowing it was normal for it to do that but still a little confused as reality slotted into place. "What is it, a game? I'd be down for playing! We were thinking about doing something fun like that!"

"Shall we return to my house to play?" Arue suggested, standing up and guiding people inside. Only pausing when she realised one member was lingering, "Yunyun? Are you coming?"

"OH MY GOD! YES!"

The lonesome girl scurried inside after the others.

'I'm inside Arue-chan's house! I normally have to invite myself in to see Megumin! No one's ever invited me in before without me having to challenge them to a duel first!' She thought, eagerly looking around and taking in the whole experience.

"Okay, so I thin~nk I understand the game," Said Dondoko, who had already opened the Twister box and started reading the instructions. "So we just have to spin this wheel and do the thing it lands on. Like if it's my turn and it lands on left hand green, then I put my left hand on a green circle. If it comes off there then I lose a point, understand?"

Yunyun only barely heard, she was just so excited. The smell, the sights, the sounds... it was amazing, a potential friend's house! 'Thank you friendship book!' Yunyun gushed, squeezing the notepad into her cushiony busom.

In response, the notepad fell from her cleavage and opened on the next page, and the next friendship tip.

The more skin contact you have with a friend, the closer you'll be! Be sure to be as naked as you feel comfortable with around your friends!

"Sounds doable," Dondoko nodded, then putting a finger to her grinning chin, "Shall we make it more interesting? It's coming up to five o'clock so we can get out these maid outfits soon. Why not play some Strip Twister?"

Yunyun squeaked.

The others were less concerned, Funifara stretching out to say, "That was one of the game modes that the maker suggested, so I'm down!"

"Indeed, it will be nice to add some challenge while also getting out of this stuffy clothes." Arue agreed, already taking the small headress in her hair and casting it aside. "But be warned fellow Crimson Demons! You face Arue! Future writer of multiple novella! I cannot afford to lose in such a place as my own home!" She boomed, posing dramatically as dramatic music played behind her.

"Fufufu! Funifara here! The cutest and most relatable member of the Crimson Demons! My power to be overwhelmingly lovable will make your hands sweat and knees shake! Removing even a single piece of clothing will spur you to awful fits of jealousy! The win is already mine!"

"And she wants to bone her brother."

"SHUT UP, DONDOKO!"

"That's right! I am Dondoko! Reader of the rules of Twister! This knowledge will give me an overwhelming edge on you plebes! My brain is already twelve moves ahead of you! Give up now if you don't want to run home naked and crying!"

Apparently, even without Darkness' powers to change reality... the Crimson Demon Clan were just naturally like this.

Then they all looked at the girl who hadn't gone yet.

"Oh! Uhm, I-I'm Yunyun! L-let's have a good match!"

Funifara and Dondoko grimaced at the lack of pizzazz, but at least Arue appreciated the sentiment.

They all brought themselves up to the uncovered sheet of multicoloured plastic. Funifara had the

"Okay! Arue, right foot red!"

"Hmhmhmmm, perfect. The colour of Crimson, behold my opening gambit!" She declared, stamping her foot on the red circle with more gusto than anyone ever had in playing Twister.

Yunyun had expected it, though she hadn't expected the other two suddenly dropping to the floor.

Their eyes were studying the red circle that Arue was stood on. "Aha! Big toe half crept off the circle!" Dondoko declared, pointing at the girl's stockinged foot. "That's what you get for having such big feet, Arue!" Dondoko laughed. The large breasted woman frowned, taking a single glove off and throwing it away.

"Very well. I shall take this loss. But this will be my only piece of clothing lost, mark my words!"

It was then that Yunyun remembered that board games had once been banned from the Crimson Demon village. Maybe she should check the friendship book on board games before anything really crazy happened?

"Right hand yellow, Funifara~!"

"Alright! Watch me go!"

The other girl was quite close to Arue now. Yunyun realised she'd quickly not be able to check the book at all, so she thought it was wise to knock another one out. Quietly flicking to the next page of friendship tips.

A friend's touch will be very pleasurable! If you're feeling good from simple touching, you're probably friends with that person!

"Yunyun!" Someone yelled her name to throw her from the reality changing book. She snapped around, throwing her thoughts of how perverse the book was, as all three girls were staring at her. "I said right hand blue!"

"R-right!"

The others were all close to each other now. Dondoko apparently landing on left foot yellow and standing next to the circle where Funifara was squatting.

If it wasn't for the fact that Yunyun had rushed too quickly to catch up they might have had a nice game of Twister.

The excited girl bumped into the leg of Arue on her way to put her hand on blue. In an instant, the two suddenly moaned out as the chief daughter's hand only grazed the meat on the writer's ankle. A pleasurable hit of ecstasy running through them from just a touch. Vanir, who had been watching from a nearby window, knew this would have to prove something in the fool's brain!

"Ha! Arue went off red again! Get that other glove off!" Funifara laughed.

The panting girl nodded, accepting the error with the white fabric flinging off her again. "Very well. The pleasurable touch through my cognitions momentarily. A dirty trick from such an innocent source, I didn't think you had it in you Yunyun!"

"S-sorry, Arue-san!" said Yunyun, looking downcast as she kept her hand on blue and her feelings bottled up. 'Arue-san must hate me... She said she felt good, but that was probably some other reason...'

Vanir slapped his mask in frustration.

He'd still be stuck here for a while as they finished their stupid human touching game.

Vanir suddenly spotted a problem and leapt from his hiding spot. In the human world it'd be known as a perfect triple salchow with an elegant finish. But landing in front of someone approaching Arue's front door, the man was far more scared than impressed.

"Gah! W-who are-?!" An innocent mailman asked the demon.

"Mind your own business. LEAVE." Vanir hissed, eyes glowing red as he grabbed the mail from the worker who began running away instantly. No one was going to interrupt this girl gaining friends. Not on his watch. He crumpled the advertisement papers and threw them to the ground before jumping on the roof to continue watching.

As for the game of Twister, it was a hard fought and very dramatic battle. Plenty of **** plays by each of the girls as they duped and outplayed each other to the best of their ability.

Dondoko had lost her bra after Arue brushed against her ear and made her finger slip. Funifara had lost her dress when Yunyun gripped her hand in a way that reminded her of her brother. Arue was only in her underwear after Dondoko's positioning **** her in-between Arue's legs, the writer taking far more mental damage from Dondoko's cheeks gently caressing her thighs, being completely soaked as more 'pleasurable touches' piled on. Yunyun had been lucky enough to avoid a lot of the other girls touches, and being too laser focused on avoiding them to cause anyone anymore hassle. She tried to keep her body an entire inch away from anyone at all times and dodged any attempt at them touching her as well. She'd lost only her socks by the time everyone's muscles started to ache.

"D-do you y-yield?!" Funifara roared, her shaking limbs **** behind her as she struggled to keep herself from the ground.

"NEVER!" Arue hissed back, having lay over Funifara's belly with her own belly. Her arms and legs spiralled around her, as the two mostly naked girls touching and rubbing up against each other quite liberally now, to the point where Yunyun felt a little left out. Friendship looked so fun.

Dondoko was fanning her body with the rules on the side, "Come on guys, you're both gonna lose to Yunyun, just give up." She said, still looking a little grumbly that she'd fallen after Funifara had blown a raspberry on her breast. There was nothing against it in the rules, in fact the rule maker seemed to encourage tit play as much as possible.

"Shush, loser!" Funifara roared, jiggling her body against Arue's quite erotically. Each time their stomachs or tangled limbs rubbed up against each other it felt so amazing. The heat of the room was unbearable as her skinship with the big breasted writer increased. Arue wasn't helping matters either, seemingly tightening her tangle around Funifara, "I-I'll make A-Arue l-lose! Th-then Yun... Yunnnn...YyyunnnnnnNNNNN~!!!!" She screamed out in pleasure, a spray of liquid shooting out from her pussy and across the plastic matt, making her entire being convulse in climax.

Needless to say, she lost at Twister.

Collapsing in a pile, with Arue landing on her soon afterwards. "Ohhh~ Fuck yeah Arururureee~" She cooed as the woman on top of her dropped any pretence and began stripping the last few clothes from her opponent while also squeezing in tightly against the fallen woman. Funifara just giggled and laughed in her post climax bliss, returning the favour and rubbing Arue back as much as she could.

'Wow, those two are really good friends'. Yunyun thought to herself. "D-did I win the game?"

The two didn't seem to hear or care. Dondoko didn't care either, joining in on the pile to start massaging Arue's grippable ass tightly. The increased lust in their touch had driven them all past the point of sanity, now they were just rubbing each other for the fun of it. It was exactly the result Kazuma wanted when he paid all that money for plastics to make a sheet of, but he wasn't here to enjoy it. Vanir would tell that to him later and get a nice taste of disappointment/rage.

Yunyun just stood to the side awkwardly while the other three enjoyed themselves. Should she leave? Was this a ritual for real friends and acquaintances weren't invited? Or was this something they were waiting for her to join on again? There was only one thing to do: check the book if there was anything to do with impromptu orgies.

And in doing so she hit upon multiple friendship tips at once:

A real friend could identify you without the need for sight! They'll be able to identify you just by squeezing your breasts and ass! Also make sure to let prospective friends sniff you all over, especially your panties!

Some reciprocation can go a long way! If someone's eating you out, make sure to lick them too as a sign of thanks!

Orgies are a very fun way to bond and should never leave anyone out. If you’re having trouble getting off in an orgy, have a friend show you the ropes. They’re always there to lend a helping hand!

"Yunnnyunnn..." She heard a low droning moan and squeaked in fear. Slowly turning to see all three girl naked, panting, and hungrily looking at her. Funifara pointed at the shy loner like a possessed doll, "Get over here and help us cum!"

"Yeah! It's no fun if you just watch!"

"Please, Yunyun. We just want to help."

They were all getting closer to her. Was this some sort of friendship ritual? Should she be feeling scared yet also excited? They looked like they were waiting for something, just crowding her with hungry eyes.

"O-okay."

With permission granted the three leapt upon her. Arue sent her tongue down Yunyun's mouth, swirling around with a hot tongue and rubbing up her entire front half. Gripping the back of Yunyun's head to make sure she wouldn't move from this epic greeting. On the other side, Dondoko was rubbing herself along YY's back, nibbling at her neck while making sure to respect her choice of fetish and held the girl's hand. Funifara held the other hand, though admittedly it was against her breast. Making Yunyun squeeze her soft hills to try and memorize the shape. The touch felt so good, even with the confused and overwhelmed Yunyun sandwiched in between everyone.

She really hadn't expected this to feel as good as it did. She'd been squeezed tightly before, but the inside of a frog's throat was far worse than the three schoolmates she grew up with being dedicated to try and help her during this orgy.

Did this mean she was their friend? Or just in proximity to an orgy that was already going to happen?

Vanir sighed from his window. This was taking forever. Why wasn't this girl feeling 'loved', 'accepted', and most importantly 'not lonely'? It was baffling. Everyone else in the village was showing their friendship. Everywhere the demon looked he saw Crimson Demons kissing each other, sniffing panties, assisting in masturbation, whatever. Wasn't this that smelly paradise the crusader seemed to be dreaming of now? She'd snuck in a lewd world order without him realising, perhaps she was becoming more of a demon than he'd given her credit for. A much better owner of the earrings than that last guy, remembering that fat oaf he'd tied up as well.

Inside, Yunyun had a girl chain going on in a perfectly lewd square. As she tried her best to find out how to lick Dondoko's pussy, Funifara was digging around inside her pussy with her tongue. The girl with a brother complex was surprisingly good at munching her box, even as Arue was eating her out.

Oh the positions they found themselves in. The four giggling girls all acting like this was their first friendship orgy, eagerly discovering new things about each other's tastes and habits. The four Crimson Demons subtly shifted into competition mode as soon as magic started to be used. Light magic had such a tingle to the senses when used at low level, but contrarily dark magic was good at reaching deeper inside you when cast on a pussy. With some creative uses of bottomless swamp and create water the girls could even create some makeshift tentacles for Dondoko to enjoy.

Things really ramped up when they'd all decided to focus on Yunyun (thanks to some mental prodding from Vanir who wanted this to wrap up already). Arue fondling her breasts and supporting her body while both the other girls had their heads between her legs.

Yunyun had never came so much. Well, if she was honest, she'd never really came at all before today. She'd been an innocent girl without much experience, thinking she had to wait for a guy or some friends to show her how to do it all. But as her first ever climax came closer and closer it began to freak her out a little, gripping Arue's hand tightly as she tried to breathe properly through it.

"A-Arue-san!"

"It's okay Yunyun, just let it happen." The older woman cooed, stroking Yunyun's hair as the other two lapped away at the innocent girl's pussy.

There was heat everywhere. She couldn't get anything to focus as overwhelming pleasure crashed into her body again and again. The heat in her belly was so intense, and there was so much leaking from her that she feared she was peeing. Her toes were curling, her thighs pressing against both girl's faces, and her spine spasming and arching intensely to try and find an outlet for these feelings.

But there was no outlet, just an intense overwhelming build up of more feelings.

Yunyun was screaming, wide eyed and surrounded with friends as she experienced her first ever orgasm. Hot burning passion exploded from her, and all over the two girl's faces as her entire body practically leapt from the ground in climax.

The world went dark for Yunyun after that. Feelings too strong to do anything but drift into a peaceful slumber.

A dream slowly appeared in Yunyun's mind. She was in Megumin's mansion. Everyone of Megumin's friends were there, all having dinner together and having fun. Yunyun wasn't outside looking in though! She was in the room, maybe she was invited? Maybe she was allowed to have dinner with them?

She walked forwards and they all looked at her. At first smiling, but then in a move that made Yunyun's heart sink, all their eyes glowed red and angry.

In a voice that was familiar but not theirs, the table people all yelled at Yunyun, "WAKE UP AND TELL MOI HOW YOU FEEL!"

With a large gasp, Yunyun awoke to a few girls on top of her. Apparently after she'd passed out the other girls had formed a pile on her body to snuggle with her. It felt warm, and so good with the amount of skinship...

It was only a shame that they'd formed their friendship snuggle on Yunyun.

"I wonder if I'll ever have friends like that..." She sighed. In her mind she'd been in the wrong place and they'd forgotten about her, wanting to make a friendship pile and mistaking Yunyun for a rug before they began. It was the only thing that made sense to the chief's daughter. She was looking at the three in the pile with a lonely heart that made Vanir's nose start to fill with mucus.

He sank down, feeling defeated. Not even that could shake this abnormality from feeling lonesome. What **** in the world could defeat one so dedicated to their own stubborn solo nature? Should he just respect the lone wolf and try to avoid her from now on? Lock her in a dungeon somewhere? Wouldn't these just make her MORE lonely?! Why didn't that blonde's plan work?!

Meanwhile, Yunyun was trying to escape the pile of friends to make sure they didn't hate her for falling asleep with them. Until she was invited she should probably leave orgies and games alone. Maybe they'll like her more if she was chief...

Oh no! The chief challenge! She totally forgot about it!

Yunyun scrambled to escape, and in doing so not only woke the three girls but also dropped her friendship book on one page she'd never read yet.

The Last Friendship Tip: if none of that works, ask someone if they are your friend. If they consider it so they will say yes. If they say yes, believe them wholeheartedly. All other friendship tips will weaken significantly if this is read.

...

“Arue-san, are you my friend?”

With a yawn and a stretch Arue replied, “Yes Yunyun, we are friends.”

Her whole world rocked. A-A real friend! After so long, Arue was her first real and definite friend! "Dondoko-san, Funifara-san, are we friends too?" She asked, looking so pleading and teary the usually bullying nature of the two fell away as they too sat up from the pile.

"Well, yeah. We made fun of you a bit here and there, but that's because we've been through so much together!" Funifara smiled, Dondoko nodding.

Yunyun had never felt so accepted.

"I-I have friends!" She declared loudly, falling back in happiness and covering her face with her favourite book of all time. Her feet kicked in glee, her smile completely contagious, and her heart's loneliness finally dropped for the first time since she was six. Suddenly her eyes bolted open, jumping up and heading to the door. "I-I have to ask Megumin if we're friends! Sorry everyone, I'll be back with snacks and presents soon!" She said in a hurry, scrambling to put her clothes on before closing the door on them as she hurried down the street.

Yunyun was in such a hurry she didn't notice the teleportation magic that had suddenly appeared outside Arue's window.

A blonde woman sat chatting with her secretary. She was just winding down after the paperwork when she felt a sudden chill run down her spine. Darkness looked to the dark shadowy presence that had appeared in her hallway. Red glowing eyes shining in the pitch blackness.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU START WITH THAT ONE?!?!!" An angry Vanir roared. He didn't even care that the harlot was enjoying this, he just wasted an entire day for a fix that was apparently so easy.

Why were humans so damned annoying?!