Valentine, a 18 year old bisexual

You're Valentine a short and tanned enby now flabbergasted with the possibilities in front of you. You take a step back and decided to first safe guard your position then implement the fun fantasy you had in mind. You opened the book and start writing the first rules.

New Rule: The person writing this rule will be recognized as the owner of the rulebook

New Rule: Only the owner of the rulebook will be able to perceive and write in the rulebook.

New Rule: The rulebook will be teleported to the owners hands with a pencil and eraser when the owner wishes to.

New Rule: The rulebook is indestructible.

"Okay now let's get to the fun part" you think with a grin on your face.

Old Rule: All STDs/STIs were eradicated in the 90’s by an airborne miracle vaccine.

New Rule: Everybody considers all actions the owner takes, as normal, permissible and acceptable behavior, this does not mean apathy towards all the owner's actions, just tolerance. This applies to the owner and to anyone else involved in that action.

New Rule: Everyone the owner sexually interacts with will retroactively be given an enema and their menstrual cycle is (also retroactively) changed in such a way that they actually just started ovulating around 12 hours ago.

New Rule: Whenever the owner performs a sexual act, if there is anyone underage who could possibly witness it they'll be retroactively placed in a safe location away from the scene.

Satisfied with your work you decide to finally start having fun. You look around at your options in the cafe. The ones that catch the eye are the cute barista with short red hair from earlier, a black guy in a sweater working in his laptop and a obvious couple. The couple is sitting close to you and it's composed of a hijab arab girl and a cute typical asian nerd boy.