VH1’s Behind The “Nudist”

A celebrated program in music television- for some unexplained reason, the advent of nudity and embarrassment for females in pop culture (and reality for some of these poor ladies) led to a staying power for true music television. After decades of ENF-themed songs, music videos, covers and parodies, and even ENF acts- VH1 is revived with a focus on new ENF content and the many ENF moments of the past. Join us as- *CRRRRRACKLE*

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“She wants to cover up all her bits and leave in peace! But she’s still totally bare, from her head to her feet!” *Frank Sinatra himself, flanked by a bunch of suited males in an entourage. Some of them have blushing, nude young women hiding behind them. Some of the girls are in front, dancing while nervously covering stage props and tripping over their own feet- *KRRRRRZT*

“She wears high heels, I wear nothing! She’s cheer captain but I’m in the buf-“

* Taylor Swift flashes by, except here she’s a bare girl with long blonde hair, running around different “high school” scenes, arms clamped over her bare breasts and genital area, totally exposed. There’s a brief shot of her bared buttocks as-* *ZZZZZZZRT*

“And even when I’m going out tonight, I’ll be in the nude! You make me shy so please stop looking now, yes, I’ve got boobs! (Get over it!!) and even though I can’t wear clothes at all, or even shoes! (Ugh!) and after all this time, I’m still in the nude!” *Hayley Williams during peak Paramore, holding a microphone like a life preserver while her face blushes as red as her fiery hair, hopping from one bare foot to another and adorned with nothing more than black nail polish and pale skin as she is seen in several urban environments either hiding in alleys, streets, or hallways or singing with her band, birthday suited and-“ *KRZRRRRRRRTTTTSHHHHHH*

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*ENF-TV Ad flickers back in*

-join us for VH1’s “Behind The ‘Nudist’” revival, only on ENF-Tv!”

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This is very much a spot to put more music business-related ENF and even ENF music videos and the like. But that was more fun. Enjoy!