V-Card Vanity

So, where were we?

I’m sitting in class having an existential panic attack.

MUST BE JUST ANOTHER DAY WITH THESE REALITY BENDING POWERS.

Like, goddamn. Could anyone do a worse job with this?

It’s not just the latest one, I’m sitting here stewing and thinking about how many ways I've ruined the Earth in the single day that I last sat at this desk.

Number one and number two: Kawakami’s left nipple and right nipple.

That’s right, everyone’s tits are just out now! I lived in a world where the main part of breasts that girls hide are now always shown. By all women. Nips were now too sensitive to cover, and I am to fucking blame! I’m not saying I don’t like to look, but some girls hadn’t even cut their tops, they were just walking around with their whole chest out! It’s insane that it’s happening, and insane that no one cares! To everyone else, I’m getting the boner equivalent to looking at a girl’s elbows. Girls just let their nips loose at 18, and most men were desensitised to the look now.

Number three is women’s five minute orgasms. Not really a problem to a normal world, but I had sexually skull fucked the logic of the world so much that most girls were stroking it in class to stay focused! I’m watching Kawakami write a math problem on the board, then some girls just start going to town on their pussies to try and solve it. The five minute orgasms now expound this insanity by having them groan and moan in their chairs as soon as they’ve focused for too long. Most classes are just smut filled echo chambers of lustful sights, smells, and sounds.

And all of that is not even that big of a DEAL! Compared to the latest in fuck ups of ol’ Ren!

Graduation.

I had made it that you need to lose your virginity to graduate.

After a quick question, Kawakami thankfully didn’t mind me spending the rest of the lesson locked into looking at my phone researching this new phenomena.

My phone gave me the rest of the info I needed after I separated from the rest of the girls. Apparently the whole thing is a rationalised cultural view around the world. Seen as a step towards becoming an ‘adult’, and that you must lose your virginity by twenty years old or else you’ll be stuck repeating the final grade of high school until you do.

Yeah, some adults were now literally locked in to high school until they had sex..

You know what’s even funnier in an existential way? You’d think it would be guys that get stuck, right? But actually it’s really rare for them in this reality. ‘Onaholes’ can provide many men the means to graduate (especially in love hotels who literally provide onaholes for men) which means women actually struggle to find sex partners. The internet had plenty of pictures of lonely spinster women at the back of classrooms having to balance an online office job while still doing their high school math homework. Even in here there was a face I didn’t recognise sitting at the back, clearly stressed about the crunch her life had become.

I can only apologise to these poor souls I’ve doomed out there.

Never becoming an adult meant you were still viewed as a minor. Drinking, gambling, buying scissors. You needed a valid ID to do these things, and without a bonus ‘V-Card’ stamp from the government you were trapped in a pseudo arrested development.

Oh yeah, there’s actual ‘V-Cards’ now. Now no longer a stupid prank that bullies played on other kids, these V-cards were given to you with your social security number at birth. I apparently need to sign all four girls’ cards to count towards their graduation. I have one too, found it in my wallet. I need either Kawakami or Tae to sign mine, since they were my official ‘firsts’.

The more I researched the crazier it got. So like, apparently P into V sex is the only recognized form of virginity loss in a lot of countries, but western parts of the world have big fights over whether other sex stuff counts towards it. If P into A counts, and how that would affect LGBT stuff… arguments of if two consenting lesbians with a strap on can count towards adulthood or not… that kinda crap. Some are even trying to get rid of the system completely.

It’s not a new set of laws. This culture just accepts it. Movies about two lonely forty year olds trapped in high school finding each other. Books about mysterious names of monsters appearing on V-Cards in the night. Hentai about a man who was the last one who can get a boner making every girl they could into adults.

Virginity loss also tied into the sisterly relief change I made. Gross as it sounds to me from my version of reality, there was apparently no stigma in this world of having your sibling’s name on your V-card. Just part of the sexual relief they were giving out. Some even considered it cute.

It’s all so much man. And here I thought I would just get to focus on seducing Sae this week.

I didn’t concentrate at all during class. My eyes were locked onto the screen as I learned about this new change.

On the way to lunch I saw the middle aged women all in their school uniforms, nips out, looking depressed as they wandered the halls. Then there were the stressed out third years who only have a few months left to lose their virginity, while still needing to work through exams and find colleges. I’d really doomed a lot of people to this bizarre sexual fate.

By the time I reached the roof for food I was kinda mentally exhausted. I have to remind myself that this is only temporary and not all my fault. I want to use my powers for good, even when bad things happen by accident or through Benzaiten being a prick. All I said was ‘I helped you graduate?’ not ‘aren’t V-cards real and a plague on modern society?’. At some point this is just him taking any opportunity to fuck with me.

Anyway, I was eating with my friends in our usual circle when my phone started making noise in my pocket.

“Here it is!” announced Sophia, holding a floating card in her hand with a big smile.

Everyone was interested in the robot girl and I tilted my phone accordingly. “What is that, Sophia-kun?” asked Haru.

“My V-V Card is here for signing!”

Haru tilted her head, “‘V-V Card’?”

“Virtual Virginity!” She explained, “It requires Ren’s signature to make it official, but this signifies my ability to graduate a human high school.”

“Man, everyone was panicking about graduation today,” said Ann, munching down her rice ball before giving a wide grin to the other girls. “It does feel nice knowing we don’t have to worry about graduating anymore, doesn’t it?”

“You still have to study, Lady Ann,” Morgana sternly replied.

Makoto leaned in slightly to whisper, “And Ann, try not to rub it in too much for those still waiting for their chance…”

Ann cringed as their eyes all landed on Sumire, feeling mild despondent as the only virgin left of the girls. She sighed, semi pointed towards me sitting next to her. “It is strange you’ve taken Cendrillon’s virginity and not mine…”

“I, uh…” I pulled at my collar a little, “O-our date’s tomorrow, right?”

That seemed to brighten her mood, “It is~”

“It appears our Ren is getting seduced by all angles,” commented Haru with a slight giggle. Tilting her fluffy head in thought, “Maybe they’ll also hire you to take care of the late blooming third years too?”

I sighed, scratching at my neck, “I’m more worried about Yusuke and Ryuji…”

“That’s sweet, Ren. But I don’t think they swing that way…” said Makoto, looking rather concerned.

Ann stamped her foot, “Let the man try, Makoto!”

“No, not me.” I quickly amended, “I meant helping them find girls to lose their virginity with.”

“They both have a whole year before it’s a real concern,” said Morgana, then giving me a slight glare, “They’re also not your only guy friends…”

I nodded, “Yeah, Mishima is a concern too…”

“Not him.”

“Akechi has fangirls, he’ll be fine.” I’m not helping him.

Morgana growled so hard he practically hissed at me, “I meant me, jerk.”

My phone jiggled around in my hand, “Error. Current mission parameters state Mona doesn’t need to graduate.” said Sophia.

“Whatever,” he grumbled, jumping over to Haru for petting, “When I’m back in my human form I’ll be able to get my own girlfriend and graduate all by myself.”

Haru got the spot behind his ear he liked, “That’s the spirit, Mona-chan!”

“Wait…” I suddenly looked around to acknowledge something I really should have noticed earlier, “Where is Ryuji?”

There was a beat as I looked over at Ann. She blinked then shot me a rather unimpressed look. “...seriously, Ren? How have you not noticed until now? He wasn’t in class either.”

“Wait, what?!”

“Weren’t you listening to my explanation earlier at all?!” said Morgana, stamping a paw on Haru’s knee, “Hmph. Our leader is totally falling apart without me, I bet you were up all night again without me to tell you when to sleep.”

Before I could ask him to re-explain, Ryuji burst through the doors to join us on the roof. “Hey! What’s happening, y’all?”

I don’t know why he was late, maybe some trouble at home? Dangit, my bro needs a friend but I’m too busy having sex with everyone to be there for it. I really need to just get him his date as soon as I can. If his education is on the line the sooner the better, right? Let’s just use the reality changes like Arsene said to make his life as sweet as possible.

I jumped up to greet him, “Ryuji! You’re in a good mood, must be because of that date I set up for you later today, right?”

He suddenly went from smiling to looking incredibly shocked, “AH! You’re right! The Shogi girl!”

Hifumi? Weird choice by Benzaiten, but it’s fine by me. She could do a hell of a lot worse than Ryuji, “I hear she’s really excited to meet a blonde runner with a nice body that will treat her right, right~? Feeling lucky~?”

“Craapp!” He exclaimed, looking at his watch, then his phone, then to me with a guilty expression. “Can you let her down easy?”

“...uh, wuh?” I asked, really REALLY not expecting that.

“I forgot about the date you set up, now I have plans tonight,” he said, unable to stop a beaming smile returning to his face, “I’m being a bodyguard for this girl I protected from thugs last night… she really insisted, Mona thinks she’s into me.”

Morgana yelled over from his petting spot, “She offered to help you graduate in your own damn bed, Skull!”

“That was just her being shaken up from the attempted mugging! I wasn’t gonna take advantage of that!” Ryuji barked back, “But, uh, yeah. That’s why I was late, cause I had to give the police a statement n shit. She seemed pretty stoked when I said yes to seeing her again tonight. So… can you let the shogi girl know? I’m sure she wasn’t really that into me.”

Fuck.

There I go messing things up again. Ryuji is perfectly capable of getting his own girl, yet I barrel on in thinking I know best. Also, in hindsight, instantly changing Hifumi’s preference to be exactly Ryuji was a bad move.

Benzaiten would say ‘no backsies’ if I change her again… maybe if I make her interested in me he’ll allow it, but then that’s another woman for me to manage among the sea I’m dealing with already. So either I doom Hifumi to a lifetime of loneliness without the new man of her dreams… or Ryuji gets two girls.

“I’ll let her know,” I said with a smile, patting him on the shoulder, “And, you know, if a certain girl happens to find you out there on the street protecting this new girl, maybe a great guy like you will radiate so strongly in their hearts that they’ll decide to share you right then and there?”

“Uhh, maybe?” he replied, looking a little too bamboozled by my compliment to fully agree verbally, “Thanks Ren, but f’real? I don’t think I’ve got your luck with women.”

I shrugged knowingly, “Who knows. Gotta graduate somehow.”

“True dat. I hear Mishima’s already found an Onahole to sign his V-Card,” said Ryuji. Huh. Well, I guess that’s another box crossed? Or Mishima’s lying, I should check him on that. “Anyway man, enough about graduation! We gotta focus on the next Phantom Thief mission! Getting you to bone Ssss-!”

His eyes went wide, his teeth stuck tightly together in a cringe shape, all as he looked over at the murderous intent emanating from our student council president.

“Tell me, Skull. Who is getting ‘boned’?” asked Makoto, glaring an incredibly fierce flurry of blades at him with a single look.

“Somebody’s in trouble~” giggled Ann from nearby.

He leant closer to me, “Dude! Didn’t you tell Makoto about… you know, the plan?!” Ryuji hissed through his teeth.

“She agreed to it as long as I get into a relationship with Sae, rather than just ‘bone’ her.”

His eyelids lowered, “...jeez man, you’re way too lucky with this shit. That’s the only problem she had? That you had to date the smoke show Sae, not do her? Screw being scared of Makoto, now I’m just annoyed at you.”

I shrugged at his grumbling, “Sorry.” At least I maybe set you up for two, dude!

“Ryuji is right, we should go over the plan for the week while we’re here,” said Makoto as us two boys joined the others in the sitting circle again. “I haven’t really heard what you all have in store for my sister.”

“Um, shouldn’t Akechi-kun, Futaba-chan, and Yusuke-kun be here for this?” asked Sumire.

I was the one sitting next to her, getting out my phone from my pocket again as I spoke, “Akechi and Yusuke don’t mind being caught up, and Futaba’s always listening.” I said, showing her my text chain with her as Futaba instantly messaged a waving emoji.

Morgana seemed itching to put on his Phantom Thief voice, pouncing into the center of the circle to begin explaining the plan. “We only have ten days left until the deadline to secure our route to the treasure. Psychic locks bar us from entering the treasure room, but due to comments between Shadow Sae and our leader we believe that there is a way to open these locks. Through the real Sae’s seduction.”

“And our dashingly handsome Ren’s the one to do it,” added Ann, grinning at me.

“It’s probably Joker,” said Morgana sternly, turning to Makoto, “You’re her sister, Queen. No offence to Joker, but we don’t know how those locks will react when she finds out he’s dating you too. Just so we all know, do you know of anyone else that could be better suited to melting your sister’s heart?”

“No one comes to mind…” said Makoto, searching her memories to no avail.

“Sae-chan must have graduated at some point. Who is written on her V-card?” asked Haru.

Makoto shook her head, still struggling to come up with answers, “Sorry everyone. She’s a very closed book, I don’t think she’s ever told me who made her an adult. I don’t think it was anyone she cared for though, maybe a drunken fling or my father paid someone to do it.”

“imagine if shes stil a virgin lol” said Futaba on the text chain, “itd mean this trash mob is more adult than sae niijima~”

“If Sae Niijima was still a virgin it would render many of her prosecution wins as false, freeing many criminals,” explained Sophia. At this point I should just put my phone in the middle of the room and let it talk for me.

“Well, if no one’s better than Ren then he’s the one to go for Sae-san!” said Ann cheerily, “Makoto, where do you think he should take her for a date?”

Makoto sighed, “These are facts that a sister should know, aren’t they? No idea on her favourite men, or where she likes to relax, I only really know how to pleasure her sexually for sister relief…”

“That’s something!” said Ryuji a bit too enthusiastically. When unimpressed eyes fell to him he quickly deflected, “You’d be able to at least tell us about your favourite spots if Ren ever took you out on a date.”

“Dude.”

I realised that his barb had managed to strike the whole party. Ann, Haru, and Makoto all seemed rather dejected by the fact I’d not taken any of them out yet properly, despite dating them the last few days. I guess me talking about going on a date with Sae and Sumire wasn’t helping either. There’s just been non-stop shit happening man!

“Skull may have a point…” said Makoto. “We haven’t really done anything since the party where we started dating.”

“Ann-chan’s party was nice, but I do hope we get a chance to go out together as a group soon…” agreed Haru with a melancholic tone as she idly pet Morgana. “I’ve barely even gotten a chance to hold Ren-ren’s hand… outside of missionary position of course.” The cat frowned up at her.

“Yeah… still, I guess it’ll be pretty nice to date as an even bigger group when Sae joins!” Ann tried to keep it chipper.

Hey, that’s a good point. And you know, I’m still trying to figure out the best ways to change reality to benefit me, so let’s just kill two birds with one stone. “Why don’t we all go on a date with Sae then? If Makoto wants me to date her then she’s going to have to date all of you too.”

“Hey! That’s a great idea!” Ann beamed, “That way we can be there too for if anything goes wrong!”

“It would remove a lot of variables,” said Morgana. “But would Sae go along with it? A date that includes multiple girls and her sister?” he asked Makoto, who looked only half convinced even with the reality shift. Either she just really doubts the plan or really fears her sister.

“Then how about we hide it as a group activity then? Admittedly straight asking her out may not even work…” Okay, it would, but I didn’t want to magically make her to say yes. “We could invite her to come with us as a chaperone for some event all of us want to do. Like go to the movies or swimming or something like that. Then when she gets there we convince her to join in with the fun, and if she agrees I’ll use it as cover to get closer to her, maybe extending it into a more solo date thing after.”

All had bated breath as we looked towards Makoto for approval.

“I think it could work.”

Ryuji was currently demolishing his lunch as we spoke, but still managed to say, “Nice job, leader! But, wait, what was the plan? Movies or swimming?”

“I know a lovely swimming pool that overlooks the city I could rent for an evening!” said Haru, beaming as she clenched her hands together, “It’s a venue that many actors and singers use to host grand parties. There’s a fully stocked bar with a kitchen full of chefs. I only got to visit it once for one of my dad’s business meetings and wasn’t allowed to swim, but getting to host all of you sounds very fun!”

“Damn! A real rich person party pool?!” exclaimed Ryuji. He gave a thoughtful rub of his chin, “Would we need to wear fancier bathing suits?”

“Hmm, like wearing a bow tie while you swim?” asked Sumire.

“Haha! Maybe we have to hold our pinkies out while we backstroke!” joked Ann, demonstrating the motion with her fingers.

I gave my beautiful thief a thumbs up. “That would be perfect, Haru. There should be ways for me to have one on one time with her there, while not pressuring her if she’s not into me.” she beamed at my praise, happy to have been helpful.

“Yeah! And… she’ll get to see you topless!” Ann said with a dramatic point towards me.

“S-senpai in only a swimming suit?!” gasped Sumire, blushing up a storm as she dreamt about my chest.

“Sae in a swimsuit too~” added Ryuji, stroking his chin as Makoto continued to stare daggers at him.

“Mmrow, excellent work, my apprentice~” Morgana purred into Haru’s touch, “Okay, a Phantom Thief pool party for Joker to seduce Sae is underway! We’ll throw it on Saturday evening, leaving us a few days to plan what he should say and then just five days after that to secure the Palace win. It’s going to be tight on time, but with our route mostly secured already I know we can do this. Besides, maybe Shadow Sae will be easier with a softened heart.”

“And we all get to party on my birthday!” Ann cheered out, before sheepishly stroking her neck, “Hehe, I know I threw the last party too, but it’s not my fault Morgana chose that day.”

“...then yes! A second part of the plan is to throw Lady Ann an amazing birthday pool party!” Morgana announced.

“It’s a perfect reason to throw the party in the first place,” said Makoto. “I just need to convince my sister to go.”

“C-could I come too?!” asked a panicked but excited Sumire.

“I don’t see why not, the more the merrier.” I gave her a smile back, “Besides, it’ll look better as a group activity if we have everyone attend.”

“Yo! True!” Ryuji burst out, rushing up to grab me by the collar, “Ren! Can I bring someone too?!”

“Uh, yeah, that’s fine.”

He pumped his fist hard, “YES! You’re the best! Aw man, I hope Chihaya’s down for it!”

“Wait, what?”

“Ren! What kind of swimsuits do you want to see us in?” said Ann, blocking my view from the celebrating Ryuji. Did he mean that Chihaya?

“Uhh…”

“We should invite your other friends too!” said Haru, also jumping up to join everyone’s excitement, “Would your doctor and teacher want to attend?”

Ann tilted her head, “Ms. Kawakami? It’ll be kinda weird having her there… but seeing her be all over Ren outside of school sounds fun!”

“I’m sure there will be even more people we can invite, but the onus of the plan must stay on my sister,” said Makoto, “I think the pool party plan will work, with the hope that Sae will say yes of course, but there are still ways to prepare. Akechi may find out more info about her dating habits from his job. Sumire and Ren’s date will also be good experience for you. And I’ll go to the library to start researching the best ways to flirt at a pool.” Before any of us could call her out on the idea she turned to me, “That said, Ren, lunch is half over. Your appointment.”

“Ah! Right, I gotta go gang,” I said, getting up from my seat and waving at the group. “I’ll catch everyone later.”

“Have fun~” sung Ryuji, digging back into his food.

“Remember to ask about the party!” called Haru as I reached the roof doors. Only to find I wasn’t alone.

“I’ll walk you down,” said Ann, following behind me. “I have to grab something from my locker anyway.”

I nodded, fine with the company, “Sure.”

We got about half way down the second set of stairs before I decided to at least do one thing right as a boyfriend. Reaching over and grabbing her hand gently, receiving a lovely squeeze back from her soft sensual skin. “Hehe, don’t worry I wasn’t fishing for your attention by walking with you. Bu~ut this is still nice, my sexy boyfriend. Your hands feel so manly.”

“All the better to squeeze you with, my dear!” I cackled in a witch’s voice. Always nice to be able to see a girl giggle at my lame attempts to live up to the Joker name.

After a few moments of comfortable silence as we walked down the stairs hand in hand, Ann’s tone seemed to take a shift, “You know, Ren. I just wanted to say again that I’m super grateful that you’re gonna sign our V-cards. Like, the fact that it’s your name that’s gonna be on there forever is great, especially after the amount of times Kamoshida threatened to sign it…”

I clicked my tongue, “That guy…”

“Yeah, but I’m not the only one who got terrified of their V-card because of him,” she continued, growing more serious in tone as we descended the stairs. I obviously knew who she was talking about, and it made my gut clench as I realised the implications. “Shiho never wants to talk about graduation… she says it’s too much pressure and that her mom is getting really worried about her never becoming an adult. At this point I think she’s just going to throw her virginity at some random guy just to get it over with…”

“That sucks, I’m sorry,” I replied, giving her hand a squeeze as we exited the stairwell.

“Yeah…” she agreed, taking a few seconds before asking in a leading tone, “...unless?”

I blinked at her, “Unless what?”

“Unless a certain boyfriend doesn’t mind helping out his girlfriend’s friend…?” she continued the tone, seemingly hoping I’d reach the conclusion without her having to spell it out for me.

And I knew what she was talking about, I just couldn’t believe it.

Shiho? The girl who nearly…? I mean, she was cute, but like… is it wrong to think of her that way after all she went through with Kamoshida? Would I be just as bad as that asshole for considering it, or am I treating her too much like a broken object when she would prefer that comfort?

I guess I don’t really know Shiho that well to say one way or another. She moved schools before I got to have any meaningful dialogue with her.

But Ann does know Shiho.

If I trust Ann’s judgement to say that Shiho would want something like this… as weird as it is to me… I think I’d like to trust her.

“Just to check, I’m assuming you’re being for real right now.”

She removed my hand from her own so she could cross her arms at me, “Of course! I don’t joke around about Shiho!” Ann huffed somewhat angrily. though then realised her outburst may have been a mistake and started speaking in a sweeter tone, “Please, Ren? She’s already been through so much. You can make this my birthday present!”

“You want your birthday gift from me to be me having sex with your best friend?”

Ann kept her eyes firm, “Yes. This is that important to me.”

I gave her a long exhale, trying to find the right way to ask the next question that wouldn’t fuck with this reality too much. “Okay. If you arrange it, she agrees to it, and you join us as a threesome so she doesn’t feel pressured by me specifically… then deal. Deal?”

“Deal!” she leapt into my arms, hugging me tightly before pecking my lips with a passionate yet brief kiss. “Ryuji’s right, you’re the best! I’ll send you the details later. Have fun!” she said, skipping away down the hall and leaving me in front of the classroom door.

I guess that’s another person for the pool party…

Meanwhile, someone who had been listening in was having their own panic attack a few miles away.

“Oh crap, a swimming pool?! With Sae around?! Showing off... all her Tifa level curves and Cortana level intelligence! And I don't even know how to swim!” She panicked, curling up into a ball defensively. “Ren really knows how to throw me in the deep end... I've been trying to be useful and secretly recruit women to his harem, hopefully that means he won't kick me from the party...”

It really had been a lot to think about today. At least we made progress with the Sae plan, and I feel better knowing that it won’t just be a solo mission. But the Shiho V-card talk with Ann brought my mind back to that aspect of reality.

“Hey… how’s the graduation situation going with the third years?” I asked.

“Slrup! Really? You ignore me all through first lesson and now you want to hear me talk? When your dick is halfway down my throat?” said Kawakami, clearly annoyed at me.

“S-sorry…” I said quietly, shuffling awkwardly in her chair.

My teacher sighed at me, shaking her head while simultaneously removing her yellow jumper, “It’s fine, we should probably switch to tits anyway. Despite how good it tastes, I should limit how much you tear up my vocal cords before I teach.” she said before wrapping her chest around my prick. Her heavenly softness fitting around me perfectly and after a bit of drooling down my prick she started a hearty rhythm up and down me. “What was the question again? Oh yeah, the third years. They’re doing alright. It’s a mixed group of V-Card holders like every year. Maybe more than average? I think the Kamoshida crap rattled the students.”

“Makes sense…” I said, nodding solemnly. That would make sense, but perhaps Benzaiten made it so there was more pressure on these third years specifically so I’d do something?

“I know that look.”

I gave Kawakami a panicked eyebrow as she frowned at me mid titfuck, “W-what look?”

“The look that says you want to help them,” she said, apparently knowing me too well. “Even doing your… other thing, I doubt you can change anything as fundamental as the government… can you?”

She’s talking about Phantom Thievery, not reality bending. I think both have the potential to change the government, but have their hindrances that keep me from immediately repealing the V-Card thing. “No, no. But that doesn’t mean I still don’t wanna help.”

Her frown only deepened despite interrupting the frown to kiss my cockhead. “...greedy boy. You realise your teacher’s chest is wrapped around you right now? You’re lucky that making you cum is a stress reliever.”

“I didn’t mean it like that… but, yeah, sorry. I really do appreciate you doing this for me.”

“The paycheck would already make this totally worth it, but getting to suck this monster every day is a huge perk.” She said, “Are V-cards on your mind because me and your doctor never signed yours?”

“Probably,” I lied. “Do you two sign it together since it was a threeway?” She nodded. I think, the titjob was making her movement quite erratic. “Who is on your V-card by the way?”

“Just some guy. I can’t even remember the name. Met him at a pre-graduation party, but I was too drunk to remember the experience,” she explained, licking my precum like an ice cream cone while still melancholically reliving her past. “Sometimes those opportunities to make losing your virginity a special thing pass by for practicality.”

“F-fair enough…” I panted. Really starting to feel her warm wet tongue now.

“Lucky ‘Guinea Pig’ got two names coming his way,” she teased. I think she enjoyed watching me squirm at her touch. “Guess I got to get in contact with that doctor again to sign your card.”

I swallowed, fuck her tits are so soft. “Y-yeah… nn… c-can make a whole d-date out of it… oh y-yeah, we’re th-throwing Ann a pool p-party if you haa… wanna cum…”

“You’re inviting your teacher to something like that?” she asked, “I bet you just want to see me in a bikini, huh?”

“Oh yeah…”

“...wasn’t expecting you to be so honest there. Must have been all the teacher hentai you’re reading,” she teased but was still clearly blushing a bit at the compliment. “Look, if you’re inviting Tae too then maybe. I don’t want to be the only adult there.”

My head was rolling back in the chair as my hips started thrusting lightly into her rapidly pumping cleavage. “Y-you and her hit it off, huh?”

“We’ve been texting back and forth about your progress,” she said with a smile. “It’s been nice having another girl to talk about this stuff to. Speaking of…”

Before I knew it, Kawakami was squeezing in extra tight to my cock, lining up her tits pressed around it tightly while aiming her phone camera at us. Her puckered lips pressed gently against my tip, it was all so much after she had been jerking me so hard just seconds ago. “Smile for your doctor~”

“CUMMING!”

“Woah!”

My jizz exploded out to absolutely coat Kawakami in cum. Her face took the brunt of it, but a sizable streak landed on her hair as the **** of my orgasm rained down my ball juice from above. She wasted no time in cleaning up, dropping her phone to aim the rest of my ropes down her throat, swallowing my cum like a champ as I came down from my high.

When I was finally done, she began cleaning up my cock. Licking and sucking all the way up my shaft while still dripping with jizz herself. After removing her lips she said, “Do I really even need to go to the pool now? You practically drowned me right there.”

“S-sorry…”

“Yeah, yeah. More warning tomorrow, obviously,” she sighed, picking up her left tit and beginning to lick some of the excess off herself. “You’re lucky that you taste good. A bunch of female students and teachers smelt your cum on me yesterday and asked what body lotion I was using.”

“Wow…”

“I know right? How lucky they don’t all think I’m just some slutty teacher,” she gave a quick grin, lightly shaking my flaccid cock before sucking the last few drips out of its tip. “Hopefully that got your mind off of sticking your nose in all the third years’ v-card business.”

“Mostly,” I admitted, still not fully convinced, “I just wonder if there’s some way for me to help?”

SWOOSH!

We both suddenly turned. The rule was no one was allowed to enter this classroom during lunch, so the intrusion shocked us both immensely.

It was a woman. A full bodied hourglass figured stunner of a woman. Her tight black leather outfit covered her whole body, bar the thick rosy nipples. She wore a huge fluffy white coat over her shoulders that seemed to be more expensive than the entirety of Leblanc. Long wavy red hair cascaded down her back and shoulders, covering up half her beautiful face. Black shades covered her eyes, which made me nervous about her intentions in suddenly opening the door.

“Ren Amamiya,” the stunning redhead said with a cool but stern voice. She removed her sunglasses and began looking right at me with her one uncovered eye, “My name is Mitsuru Kirijo. Come with me to the Principal’s office as soon as your teacher has cleaned up your ejaculate.”