Use Casey's wording against her

“I never go back to a guy’s room and I most definitely never invite a guy into mine,” she said.

Alright, you'll run with that, and of course that was what you previously wished for, too. So now... "I wish Casey would invite girls into her room."

Of course, the way the first wish went, that'll probably mean she and her girlfriends just talk all night and keep you from studying or sleeping. "For sex," you add, before it's too late.

That would serve the frigid bitch and her fundie father right. "In fact, I wish she had some hot girl coming over right now." Sure enough, there's a knock on the door.