Upscaled

"Kids! Get your asses to school, or I'm gonna start whooping ass!" Jada yelled. She wasn't used to having a two story mansion. Apparently the children were up late last night exploring their new environment. Douglas finished up at the stove, giving bacon to Leon, Jada's oldest son, as he got his backpack and left.

"You gotta do a better job, white boy. Took you too motherfuckin' long with breakfast. Wish we didn't have to send them to these uppity ass white schools, these buses are too damn punctual." Douglas chuckled inwardly. It was an ironic complaint. "Now get your white ass over here and give me a foot massage before you go to work."

Douglas complied, as was his nature around Jada. He rubbed some lotion into her large feet. They required almost daily maintenance, and after a few minutes, she was purring, and at least a little happier. Then her phone dinged.

"Motherfucker," she said. "Danesha needs a math tutor."