Up for grabs

Her mind races, conjuring Gryffindor by Gryffindor the largest busts in the house, but with so many good choices, Luna simply can’t decide on one. Oh well, she thinks, might as well let fate and chance decide.

Luna discards the helpless Hermione in a pile of random underwear. Then, before her naturally inquisitive mind has time to gather any evidence of whose laundry this is, she quickly darts out of the dormitory.

Hermione lies there, immobile but fully aware of the dirty clothing she’s been tossed onto. She’s fully awake now, but to everyone else she just looks like a regular old non-sentient tan bra among the rest of the dirty laundry.