Up On The Rooftop: Vulture’s Claws!

“Look, I know the best part of being a super hero is having the damsel in distress fall head over heels for me, but this is just ridiculous, don’t you think?” I say, as I swoop Norma into my arms and catch her mid fall, before landing and sticking to the side of the nearest building.

“What the? Spider-Woman?” Norma shrieks in my ear as she looks up at me, and I couldn’t help but cringe and shudder a little bit at her voice.

“Hey, could you not be so loud? I have one hell of a fucking hangover right now.” I say with a soft sigh as my piercing headache only continues to grow with having to do super-hero work this early in the morning.

“Well I’m sorry that saving me is an inconvenience to-HEY!” Norma screams as I interrupt her sarcasm by tossing her over my shoulder, feeling her breasts jiggle and bounce against my back and her ass squish against my face… Damn I didn’t realize how thick this woman was!

“No need for apologies! I heard you don’t do those anyway.” I say as I swing myself a couple blocks away and land on top of Oscorp tower, dropping Norma off on the roof safely before taking a couple steps back. “Wanna tell me what you were doing skydiving without a license? Or, you know, a parachute for that matter?” Norma, with a very angry look on her face opened her mouth to speak, but her eyes got wide and she quickly looked behind me to the sky. My spider-senses started to tingle, so very quickly I grabbed Norma and pushed her out the way as I did a backflip, and looked back to see a mechanical monstrosity standing where I just was.

“You bitch!” The blonde screams, seemingly in agony, as she stands up straight and growls in my direction, giving me a good look at the monster in front of me. I immediately recognized her as the scientist I saw get fired, surrounded by some sort of amateur flying mechanism, and everything started to make sense. “Do you realize what you did? What you ruined?” She growls as her talons dig into the cement of the roof, pulls out a chunk of it, and throws it directly at my head which I easily avoid.

“I hope that stupid chicken suit comes with insurance.” I say quickly as I sent a couple webs her way to stick the claws of her suit into the building to hopefully avoid another attack like that. “Property destruction can get pretty expensive. Trust me, I know.” I say with a quick chuckle, before motioning with my hand to Norma to run away while I keep my eyes on the buzzard. As soon as I heard the door to the roof access close behind me, and saw Toomes go ballistic, I knew she was safe… for now.

“You idiot!” Toomes screams, and all at once I hear her machine roar like a jetpack as her wings flutter, and she rips herself free of my webs and starts to hover in the air just a few feet above the building. “She needs to pay! She’s a monster!” Toomes growls as her eyes quickly flick over to the roof access again. With a loud shriek she charges the door in an attempt to follow Norma, which obviously I couldn’t allow. I quickly match her speed and run to intercept her, bouncing off one foot and using the other to kick her in the face and send her spiraling off course and crashing into the air ventilation system.

“Hey! Just because she’s a high profile CEO in corporate America doesn’t make her a monster!” I say as I send a couple more webs in an attempt to suffocate her wings and keep them solidified against the building and pin her to the ground. “If you’re looking for one of those, the Amazon building is a couple blocks away.” I say again with a chuckle as I cautiously approach the hunk of metal straining against my web fluid.

“I don’t have time for this!” Toomes shrieks again, and all at once her wings slice through my webs like razors and she stands up, giving me a quick glare before she begins to hover again. “A whore like you doesn’t know what she’s getting into with the likes of Osborn.” Her jets begin to heat up and I could tell she was about to take off. “But you’ll learn soon enough…”

With that Vulture shoots herself up into the air and begins to fly again, almost out of reach. I had a decision to make and I had to do it quick… Oh fuck it!

THWIP!