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"I'm going forward with the plan!" Keith hissed as he struggled to climb in through the window.

"What?!" Tim asked, going wide eyed. "Jamie is going to flip if she catches you in her house showing off what little you got!"

"Not if it proves that she was seducing me the whole time!" Keith said in response. Half a second later he scowled. "What do you mean what little I got?! I'm four inches, Mr. Inchworm!"

"Sure, bro, sure."

Keith growled as he continued to climb in, leaving Tim alone in the tree. Tim scoffed to himself as he climbed out on the limb, wondering if he could make it if he jumped...

"Let's see what we have playing." Jamie said as she flipped through the channels. "Christmas special. Christmas movie. Infomercial. News..."

As she was facing away from the window, Jamie didn't see Keith climb in and enter the bathroom. The man let out a silent gasp as he saw Jamie in the tub, quietly thanking whatever higher power existed as he slowly began to undress. As he removed his jacket, gloves, scarf and boots, Keith noticed a laundry shoot attached to the bathroom wall, smiling impishly as he gathered his clothes and placed them inside. He repeated this action after removing his pants, shirt, and socks.

He'd grab his clothes later after he and Jamie got... Better acquainted.

"Sweet! A music video!" Jamie suddenly exclaimed as she stopped flipping through the channels, turning the volume all the way up with a grin.

Keith smiled as he hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his white briefs and began to pull down. However, before he could move an inch, he felt something smooth and large crawl across his foot. Looking down, Keith made eye contact with a pair of reptilian eyes attached to a body twelve feet long...

"SNAKE!"

Tim, who at this point had been keeping watch on the branch, stopped as he heard his twin brother scream that word. Looking up, he gasped as he saw Keith stumble back and fall out the window...

His briefs getting caught on a loose nail, giving him a wedgie as he hung there.

"Oh, Luisa!" Monique called out in a sing-song voice as she eyed the two from her window. "I think Santa dropped your gift off a little early!"

"Huh?" A towel clad Luisa asked with a toothbrush in her mouth, walking over to the window before almost having a heart attack at seeing Keith in his underwear. "Oh. My. Gosh! Keith is almost naked! Is it wrong I kinda want his undies to fail?"

Jamie had just plopped another cheese cube into her mouth, unaware of her visitor, when a low hissing brought her out of her zone. Looking over her shoulder, she yelped as she saw Niki coiled up next to the toilet.

"Great! How the hell did you get out?" Jamie groaned in disgust as she climbed out of the tub. "Taylor could have been one of those weird reptile lovers with an iguana or a tortoise, but nooo. She just had to ask Dad for a giant snake!"

"Now how do I get you back into the terrarium?" Jamie asked as she wrapped a towel around her. Eyeing the bathroom wall, she raised an eyebrow. "And did Taylor seriously leave that garbage chute that leads to the furnace open?"

"What the hell happened?!" Tim called out as he attempted to climb down.

"Giant snake! Huuuuuge snake!" Keith exclaimed as he panicked and flailed his arms and legs. "A freaking anaconda!"

"Calm down!" Tim barked, "You're gonna rip your briefs! Where are your clothes, anyway?"

"They should be in the laundry room in the house since I threw them down the laundry shoot." Keith explained, trying to calm down.

"Do you need me to get a ladder or something?" Tim asked.

"No, actually what I really need is a triple decker cheeseburger with pickles, hold the onions, and a side order of - YES I NEED YOU TO GET A FREAKING LADDER, YOU IDIOT! You think I want to be hanging by my underwear in the freezing cold?!"

"Okay! Geeze!"

"No wait!" Keith called out as Tim began to walk away, causing him to stop. "I don't know how long this is going to last, so what I need you to do is find a way in, get my clothes from her laundry room, and bring them back here! Just in case."

"Alright." Tim replied as he walked away again. As he turned the corner towards the back door of the house, however, a thought came to his mind...

"Wait a second... If he's stuck up there and/or stuck outside naked, then he won't be able to woo Jamie." Tim said to himself, an impish grin coming to his face. "And if he doesn't, I can succeed at doing it. No, better! I can break in, steal her clothes, be her white knight and blame it all on Keith before returning them to her! She'll be so grateful, she'll be begging to date me!"

Tim chuckled as he got ready to put his own plan in motion. But the first step was...

"Now, how do I get in undetected...?"