Under Arrest, And A Butt

Texas glared up at the two girls, but she knew that starting trouble would be playing right into the mayor's hands. If Texas resisted arrest, Mayor Vivian could weave whatever narrative she liked to anyone asking questions, and make Texas public enemy number one. The weasel sighed, then held out her hands for the two thugs to arrest her.

"Fine. Ah'll go peacefully. Cuff me." She said. The rhinoceros just chuckled.

"For a dangerous criminal like you? No, we've got a safer method of transportation in mind."

An hour later, the two thugs walked through the front doors of the county jail and walked up to the officer on duty, Texas nowhere in sight. Behind the desk, a disinterested Sheep glanced up from her paperwork.

"Yes?"

"Prisoner for transfer, Warden Ramshackle." The rhino says with a grin, then reaches behind herself and peels Texas out of her ass-crack, dropping the stinking, sweat-covered weasel in front of herself. Texas groaned and slowly tried to get to her feet. Behind the desk, Ramshackle grinned and stepped around the desk, grabbing Texas and picking her up.

"Ahh yes. We've been waiting for you, Texas... And so have all of our inmates..." She said with a mocking chuckle.