Two vets enter

Penny notices you hesitate, and asks if you’d like a minute to think on it. Graciously you accept. They all have their pros and cons… namely, what type of sexual humiliation you’ll have to go through if you lose, to be posted on the internet for all time and enjoyed by countless strangers.

As you try to figure out if you should go for the best odds at winning, or what would be the least bad loss, two women enter the room in mid conversation.

“I’m telling you, it doesn’t matter what you’re packing, sluts want the real thing!” The large muscular woman proclaims. She was a towering figure, with a thick septum piercing and muscles that put bodybuilder to shame.

“Real is nice, but I can customize! Any size, any shape, tailor fitting the cock to the slut!” The shorter butch girl said. Her camo cargo shorts and tank top made you wonder if this was the sarge, meaning nose ring might be the bull?

The bull notices you, smiling in surprise. “Well look at this fuckable pup. Hey pup, what do you like more, cheap knock offs or some real juicy meat?”

The sarge laughs, but somehow quickly surrounds you on the other side, trapping you between the imposing wrestlers, reclarifying “I thing what barnyard means is would you rather have one size fits all, or a pegging designed for most effect? I bet a bitch like you loves getting knotted…”