Two in one

"Great direction Cheerleader..."Jack sneered as she made her way though the people.

Said cheerleader was the genetically perfect Miranda Lawson. The pair had reluctantly agreeded to travel to Miranda's transport off Earth and far from Shepards threat. They however were currently going through a large number of people flocking to a local mall for some reason unknown to the pair.

"The ship is not far. You would think working with children everyday would have made you a more patient individual, but somethings never change." Miranda replied to the tattooed biotic.

"Fuck patience! The most dangerous woman in the galaxy is after us and I want some distance between me and her otherwise this whole city is going to get leveled." Jack shouted.

Truth was Jack for the first time in a long time was afraid. Shepard was the one person that could do anything she set her mind to and being in her path was more of a suicide misson than going through any relay.

"Why the fuck did I agree to this party?" Jack growled.

"I believe your words were 'Shepard needed to loosen up'." Miranda answered.

Miranda would never admit it, but she was shaken as well. Hannah's idea for a party for her daughter was something she was happy to help with, but Shepards nudity wasn't something she was aboard with. Once she found out it really was a tradition (although out of date) she decided it would do Shepard good to enjoy herself freely. Now she was on the shit list of the most impressive woman in the galaxy.

"Fuck it, stop. I'm getting a drink." Jack motioned to a bar next them.

"We don't have time for that Jack."

"Relax your tits. I'm gonna grab a bottle of their stongest and split." Jack replied as she went in.

"Damn it Jack." Miranda cursed as she followed.

The bar was mostly empty do to the early time of day.

"Yo bar keep bottle of your stongest and leave it here." Jack ordered as she sat down infront of the asari.

"Jack I will leave you here." Miranda threatened.

"Like you couldn't use a drink right now cheerleader. If I don't get some booze in me now I'm snap so sit down take a drink and try to relax before we jump."

"Fine." Miranda reluctantly sat down. "Hopefully we have some time before Shepard comes looking for us."

"Well we're not at the top of the list so we should be good for a few minutes." Jack reasoned. Mainly she just really wanted a drink.

"Well you two certainly fucked up." An unknown voice taunted behind them.