Two Set Out From The Land Of Vanity

The Charmander cautiously comes over and takes the candy bar, rips open the cover with its teeth and tries to eat some.

Then promptly pukes.

"Sorry there little guy, I guess you're like a bird and shouldn't eat chocolate," I explain as he dry-heaves a bit and wipes off his mouth with the remains of someone's purse.

The Charmander stuffs the rest of the candybar back in my backpack, (Fortunately he turned his head when he hurled, so it's not contaminated.) and hops up on the arm of my wheelchair, gripping the headrest with his claws and leaning out like in that one movie about the pirates...

"Alright little dude, let's get going!" I say with a smile and we head towards the Rec-Center.

We see battles going on down various side streets and somewhere behind us something is on fire because the stench of burning plastic fills the air, but we approach the street down towards the rec-center and nothing gets in our way, until we reach the corner of the street between the barbeque, movie theater, and parking garage... Up ahead there are two women surrounded by a small gang of pokemon, and screaming. They are identical twins, except that one is a 3d cartoon like me now and the other is still human... They look to be in their mid to early 20s and are completely outnumbered, a Manky, Sandile, Scraggy, Bunnelby, Slurpuff, and Spheal surround them and I don't like the way the manky is getting agitated...

1: How Am I Going To Play This Situation?
1a: This is a bad matchup for my Pokémon type wise, ground types against a flyer and water VS a fire: Pokéball and pray!
1b: We can finesse this, Aerodactyl is flying and higher level, so it can take the scraggy, manky, sandile, and bunnelby, the other two are ice, Charmander can handle them...

2: How do the twins thank me?
2a: Join the cause!
2b: Lewdly. (^_0)
2c: They Don't...
2d: They Become My Fiancee's.(2a+2b... Sort of.)†
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†(Less "Suck me off on the street in gratitude and leave," more "Twin fiancees and I have a wild ultra-sexy mind bending screw as soon as we achieve temporary safety, and if things go well eventually I get to marry one [or maybe both, but don't count on that,] and we have children together..."††)
††(Opens the gate for eventual "And 20 years pass." 'Ending...')

Places still to go: Rec-Center, Downtown.

Event Still To Go: God Sighting.