Try out the Pandemonium

I decide to visit this ominous place.

I go to the location on the brochure. A man is at a booth.

“Hello, welcome to the mysterious Pandemonium. I know you, you are pretty famous around here, what you doing here?” The booth man asks.

“Yes, I heard you are recruiting. Is there a spot for a vampire like me?” I ask.

“Of course! Just sign your current name and I’ll take you to your designated room.” The man replies.

I sign my name, the man takes me to Room 1C. The room has a dungeony feel to it, I touch the walls. The walls are made of real stone and are cold to the touch. There are also torches on the walls. In the centre is a stone tablet and a stereotypical coffin.

“So, you get in the coffin. Inside is an air conditioner, radio and water. On the lid is a screen showing who has entered the room. Usually the Pandemonium is for adults but mid-to-late teens are allowed. For safety, don’t kill or have sex with customers. You can bite them and drink their blood but any further endangerment would give you no protection by the Pandemonium. You understand?” The man explains.

“I do. So, how long do I have to wait?” I ask.

The man’s walkie chatters.

“Soon. My walkie is telling me there is customers waiting for entry. You aren’t the only person here, by the way. Most of the other attractions are werewolves, cannibals and witches, plus there is another vampire in the basement below you.” The man finishes. He walks out of the room.