Truth

"I think I'll play it safe and pick truth for now."

"Ha! 'Safe' she says..." Jack muttered as she closed her eyes and shook her head, earning a look of pity from Miranda. Perhaps she was taking this a little too far.

Ashley giggled at the tattooed woman's expense before yet another biotic charged slap to her ass from Liara shut her up.

"Let's see..." Tali began as she thought about what to ask. "I'm curious, how do you rank each of us on a scale of one to ten?"

"Oh, that's easy!" Samantha said with a laugh. "Tali, you're an eight with the mask on, and nine with it off."

"Oh... Um, thank you."

"Shepard and Liara are easy tens."

"And you're not saying that because I'm The Shadowbroker?" Liara asked slyly, raising an eyebrow.

"Miranda's a ten because of that bubble butt, and Jack's a nine and a half." Samantha continued. Seeing Jack's expression, she added, "I only docked you half a point because, despite being the bottom bitch in your relationship, you can kinda scare me sometimes."

"Eh... I can live with that." Jack said with a shrug.

"Kasumi is a two -"

"WHAT?!" Kasumi shrieked in rage, appearing from nowhere. "Why the hell am I so low?!"

"Remember when you uploaded that video with me and The Consort roleplaying as Shepard and Liara? You were a seven before that."

Kasumi huffed.

"Ashley is a nine. And Samara..." Samantha eyed the former Justicar hungrily and licked her lips with a seductive grin. "One. Hundred."

"Hmmm... Honored." Samara replied, looking Samantha up and down. "Perhaps after our game, I can show you what I've learned in my thousand years."

"Ooh... Me likey!"

"One game at a time, you two!" Jane said with a laugh. "Speaking of which, pick someone else, Samantha."

"Hmm... Let's see." Samantha said as she looked around at the other naked women.