Trophy Wife

You go with a classic but add in your own twist, the southern belle sorority beauty is a time tested look, but it mostly lends itself to bimbo Barbi Blondes and openly ditzy airheads. Ideally, a sorority produces a girl who looks good and, by association, makes her man look good. The hotter the Delta Delta, the more impressive the bro who beds (or even weds) her. It's modern progressive bullshit to deem inappropriate someone as young as Jess aspiring to be 'an ornamental woman', but, hey, that's exactly what sororities are: training grounds for breeding sows and arm-candy escorts.

So,you drop a considerable amount of money on designer clothing that makes Jess more of a trophy wife accessory than anything else, after all, that’s exactly what Erin and Jess are trying to groom most of these barely legal girls into.

Featured: pink polo shirts for girls, a name-brand clutch purse to keep her **** in, and Kashmir sweaters that pop Jess's tits front and center for all to see and ogle. Whether these clothes are clinging to Jess's 18-year-old frame, tied around her thin waist, or slung over her shoulders, they are all part of the country club Socialite Hooker that you turn Jess into. Jess's rocking, barely legal body looks great in designer jeans, tight Prada heels, Burberry Capri shorts, and in the most over priced, revealing clothing money can buy.

"I love that this looks screams 'I’m so much less important than the man who pays for all this' ", Jess flips her crimson red hair in the mirror. "The other girls are going to be like, 'how did you get all this stuff?' and I’m gonna be like 'I suck his dick whenever he wants, duh!' Haha!"

The fact that you don’t have to spend your own money, but a good portion of Erin's budget makes this sweeter, and it sends an important message to the Delta Delta sorority girls: especially the freshman. Classic gender roles are what gets a girl a man who provides monetarily. Unoriginality is hot, and so is materialism. Seeing Jess transformed into a Wannabe trophy wife will help the other 18 and 19 year olds catch on that they should be spending their collegiate time angling for husband hunting, sugar daddy baiting, and other good old fashion feminist alternatives.