Tristana

*BOOM*

"....Whelp... too much powder there." Tristana muttered, getting up as she dusted off the ash and soot she was covered with.

She was in her little workshop, the room covered in scorch marks like she was. She'd been messing around with some of her explosives as she wanted to see about getting a bit more boom for her buck. Maybe she had cut the powder too thick or maybe it had been mixed improperly. Regardless of what caused it, she'd gone flying, slamming into a book case she'd repurposed to just store more materials. Well, it wasn't like she couldn't take a hit anyway. Just throw some dirt on it, a small potion and some food she'd be back on top in no...

*Whap*

Tristana saw stars for just a moment as she rubbed her noggin. Something must have fallen from the bookcase and smacked her. Well she wasn't knocked out nor did her hand have red on it; so whatever hit her wasn't terribly heavy or sharp. She looked around to see what had just hit her. She didn't have to look far though.

About a foot away was a book, a yordle sized book too. It's cover was a light purpleish blue hue, close in color to her own skin. Besides that, she didn't recognize the book. It had strange runes and golden details to it; making the tome look more like a magic book than any of her engineering books she had lifted off Heimerdinger. Heck she didn't even recall picking up the book in the first place.

Besides materials the bookshelf had a couple engineering books, placed at the top. But she was pretty sure she only had 4 of them, and stacked on top of each other rather than vertically. It shouldn't have had the leverage to fall in the first place, even with the **** of her impact. Weird.

"What even is this?" Tristana asked as she cracked the book open.

Only to slam it close in an instant. Her face bright red and her eyes wide open.

She took a few moments to compose herself before cracking the book open just a bit, only to slam it shut again. She repeated this a few more times before deciding that for some reason, she had a book of Yordle porn.

Well..... 'book' and 'Yordle' were maybe a bit of a stretch.

First, the book only had four pages that were filled with info and images, on the front and back. Two page spreads basically that talked about the sizes of the girl, her preferred positions, etc etc. Honestly it looked more like some kind of werid 'stats' spread she'd seen in some of the papers about certain famous people in Runeterra..., save for being about sexcual stats.

Second, the figure wasn't... entirely Yordles.

The figure in questions was, small short and had the same hue as her, but they seemed to lack the bits of fur that a Yordle normally would have. The ears also were pointy than a normal Yordle. The bigger thing, besides the girl's curvy body, being thicker than even Poppy under all her armor, was the horns. They looked like bone... or rock; they reminded her of the pair she had with that 'Little Demon' outfit she had made for a costume party. They jutted forward from the forehead before turning straight up.

"I answer the call of thou who holds the book" was an inscription on the inside of the book.

She probably should have just gone to someone more knowledgeable about this. Maybe this was some sort of trick from Veigar, just another prank. But something in the back of her mind made her consider giving it a shot.