Tries to enter the female locker room at a local gym

He pulls out his phone and finds the nearest YWCA. Hoping into his car he is there in less than 20 minutes. He walks past the guest counter and the receptionist tries to stop him, "Sir, you need to be a member."

He just waves her off and lies to her, "My wife is a member is here, it's not a problem." She quickly nods her head and sits back down as he heads to the locker room. He picks up a towel and covers his face and a robe to cover his clothes first as he didn't want anyone to notice who he was.

He walked into the locker room and immediately a couple of the ladies start pointing at him and wispering to each other. One of them, a tall musculare blonde haired woman currently wearing just her panties with her 32C tits on display, turns around and pulls out her cellphone. She tells him pointing to her phone, "I vill call ze cops if you do not leave right now." He blinks a few times at her words.

As he is standing there thinking about what just happened the blonde woman starts dialing slowly. Beep. "Nine..." She says. His thoughts replaying what happened. He walked through the door just fine without a membership. Beep. "One..." She continues. Then it clicked. He told the receptionist there wasn't a problem. But he hasn't said a word to these two, yet.