On the way home

"So obviously there had to be something special about these earrings..." he muttered to himself as he walked out of the jewelry store. As he continued through the mall back to his car there were a lot of people that passed by him. That, in and of itself, was normal, as it was a Friday afternoon like every other. But less normal was a woman somewhere in her late twenties looking directly at his crotch while walking past him. At first, he thought that she was just awestruck by the divine form of his penis, however, slightly afterward he felt a slight breeze on that very organ. As he looked down he saw his pants completely unzipped! How did he not notice that? But... even weirder was that no one seemed like they cared much about it, even the girl he saw before had only seemed as though it was as normal as looking at the sky.

"Is that what these earrings do?" He asked himself, still with unzipped pants. "I should try testing it out, maybe something that wouldn't get me into trouble, even without any powers."

He had several options to do so, but he wanted to keep it simple, so what to do?