Trick or Treat

Halloween night. Even though Emily, Sandra and I live in a rural area we did get a surprising number of trick or treaters. We took turns handing out candy. I dressed as Vampira, the television horror movie hostess.Sandra chose to be Igor from Frankenstein while Emily dressed as the doctor himself, Dr.Frankenstein. Yes even Emily joined in the festivities.

Now that Trick or Treat is over I'm driving around Dublin, a suburb of Columbus looking for some testicles to smash and some blood to drink. Imagine being the poor shlub who gets his nuts crushed and fed upon by a real vampire dressed as Vampira on Halloween night. I don't know whether to laugh or- well laugh.

To top it off it's a full moon this year. Let's see since the makeup I'm wearing with my costume does disguise my face I could go to a bar, pick a guy up and take him behind the bar for what he thinks is going to be a quickie then go from there. I'll look for a crowded bar maybe even a nightclub.

Driving down Sawmill Road I see just what I'm looking for, a singles bar. Skamps, yep that's the name Skamps. I just love the names of singles bars. Even better is that most of the people waiting in line to get in are in costume so I'll fit right in.

Skamps it is.