Townies… no wait bandits

You approach a small sleepy town in the wasteland, hoping to gather information about the Engine Crystals. As you drive up to the settlement, you notice a group of bandits harassing its inhabitants. With a sigh, you dismount from your truck, adjusting your tiara as you do so. "Hey, Princess!"

You turn to see a green Oni with pointy ears… waving at you from the side of the road. With dirty-grey hair and big lime eyes. His clothes are tattered and stained, but he seems to be in good spirits despite the grim surroundings. "Hey there. It’s Nitro Nomad," you say adjusting your tiara. You smile. "What can I do for you, goblin?" The oni approaches cautiously, keeping an eye on the bandits in the distance. "My kin were taken by those bandits."

You frown, feeling a wave of concern wash over you. "I'm sorry to hear that, gobby. Is there anything I can do to help?" The oni looks up at you, his eyes filled with hope. "Can you, like, use your magic truck to scare them away or something? Like fuck em up real bad!?”

“I’ll harvest those waste heads and they’ll be reincarnated as sluts… every last one of them…” you promise with the solemnity of a Truck Kun driver.