Totally Normal

"What is your world like?".

John is shocked. He was expecting some sort of wild, out there question, but he realizes that it's Terra, and he should've expected a normal question for once.

John then gives Terra a quick, very basic rundown of Earth. He explains cities, countries, continents, races, animals, food, travel, entertainment and phones. The group are astounded by his explanation, hanging on every world as he speaks.

"And that's pretty much it, without going too deep into it" John says.

The groups jaws are practically through the floor. They all stare at him with eyes so wide, they may fall out of their collective heads.

There's a silence that fills the room, and John is unsure of what to do. Eventually, John goes, "So... any other questions?".

Suddenly, a cacophony of voices fills John's ears, questions pouring in left, right, center, and even from behind him.

He can't even decipher any of the questions within the verbal sea of words. Eventually, he stops them by shouting, "Hey!".

The girls all stop, surprised at the sudden outburst from John.

As the silence kicks in, John takes a moment before interrupting it once again, "Okay, there was about fifty questions there, and there ain't no way in hell that i'm answering all of them right now. So, each of you pick one question, and i'll answer it. I'll answer all those other questions some other time".

The others then begin to really think about their one question, which gives John's ears a moment to relax as he just enjoys the quiet.

Eventually, they all have their questions, and so John then says, "Alright, Kyuala, your question?".

"So, there's only humans on Earth?".

"Yep, there's no orcs, elves, fairies, catfolk, lizard people, minotaurs, or any other type of people".

"Wit aboot dwarfs? That isnae my question by the wae" Daffy asks.

"Well, there is very short people, so I guess, technically? They don't like to be called dwarfs though" John responds.

"Ha ha! My people made it tae Earth! Get it up yis!".

Daffy's little celebration is quickly halted as Kyuala says, "Daffy... you realise that you're practically trapped in this room with us, right?".

Daffy is confused at first, but then realises that Kyuala's words aren't a reminder, but a friendly threat as the orc grins. Daffy then promptly shuts up as Kyuala then laughs.

"Okay, Lani, your question" John says.

"So... There's no magic on Earth? Like at all?".

"None whatsoever. I mean, unless you count people doing tricks? But if not, then no".

This revelation is astonishing, especially to Tally, Terra and Lani. The trio then begin to throw more questions at him which causes him to sigh in defeat.

After a few minutes of answering all the girls questions which range from "how many people are on Earth?" to "how do Earth girls fuck compared to Ky and Tally?".

That last question caused Tally and Kyuala to really pay attention, luckily, John gave the correct answer which was, "Kyuala and Tally fuck a hundred times better, no doubt about it".

This earns him two kisses on his each cheek and a sultry whisper from Tally about getting a reward that night.

Eventually, the room goes quiet once more before Kyuala asks the question everyone has been avoiding...

"So, what do we do about this Giant Queen?".

The silence seems to get even quieter as everyone just looks at someone else, hoping they'll be the one to speak up.

No one seems to want to speak up, so Terra takes the lead and says, "I know this was suddenly thrust upon us... but I cannot just let the Giant Queen potentially kill my father and destroy my home. If I can be the one to tip the scale in favour of my family, then I must go".

Silence falls once more, but after a few moments of deliberation, John responds, "Alright, what do you know about this Giant Queen?".

Terra is shocked, along with with rest of the group as she says, "John... you don't have to do this... You don't owe my father anything".

"I know I don't, but I owe you... plus, what kind of friend would I be if I didn't help you out?".

Terra is stunned, this man... No... This human, wants to help her and her family that he's never even met. She wonders if all humans are like this... or if John is a rare occasion.

John's words then seem to stir the heroic spirit in the others as Kyuala quickly follows with, "I will help as well. I can't have you risk your life for my home and not return the favour".

Next to speak is Lani who says, "I'll be going anyway since John is going, but I shall always help whenever and wherever I can!".

Terra is then surprised as she hears Amilia say, "Ahh, suppose i'll come along too, might get the chance to meet your sisters".

Those last few words don't surprise Terra however, but then Daffy says something that really surprises the rest of the group.

"I'm sorry lass... I canny go wae ye's this time".

The group all look at Daffy and see her face is rife with guilt.

"I'm sorry, it's just... after Imoga and aw o' that, I dinnae think adventurin' is ma 'hing. On tap o' that, i'm runnin' my da's business right noo. I love ye Terra, but I just canny".

The group are stunned, but eventually Terra takes Daffy's hand before looking in her eyes and saying, "It's okay. I understand. I can't ask you all to help and expect you all to just suddenly drop everything and say yes".

Daffy and Terra then share an understanding smile before hugging one another. As they do, Tally then says her piece, "I will also stay behind".

The group all look toward Tally, and while all of them are surprised, it's Kyuala and John who are more sad than anything else.

"Just like Miss Daffodil, I also have a business to run. I am not a fighter like all of you, and I don't have that adventurers spirit... not anymore...".

The group didn't hear that last part, but the sad look on her face says more than words could. Just then, Terra heads over to Tally and says, "It's okay Tally, you and Daffy have done more than enough for us".

Tally gives a similar understanding smile as the two elves the hug.

As they let go, Terra heads over to the door before saying, "Now, I know the rest of us have already decided, but let's take the rest of the night and think it over, just in case".

The group then agree, and not long after, most of the group leave the room. The few who remain are Kyuala, John, Lani and Tally.

Kyuala and John are now sitting on either side of Tally with Lani on the table nearby.

The trio are then surprised as they hear Tally say, "I'm sorry".

"Hey, you don't have to apologize for anything, we understand" John says.

"Exactly. We're here for you Tally, no matter what" Kyuala follows up with as the two hug Tally.

Tally then shocks them once again as she says, "I didn't apologize for my decision. I'm apologizing to you both because I lied...".

John and Kyuala then look at each other before John asks, "Lied about what?".

"About why I don't want to go".

The room goes silent once again, Kyuala, John and Lani all looking amongst one another before Lani flies over and asks, "Why don't you want to go then?".

"Kirazah".

Tally's muttered word seems to carry such a heavy weight in the elf's heart, but the trio have no idea why. They don't want to rush Tally into explaining it either, so they just wait for her to continue.

"Back when I was only thirty, I was an adventurer. I was in a group known as the Fyrmon Fighters. It was there that I would meet Kirazah, the most beautiful centaur you could ever imagine. She was a tall, proud, magnificent warrior, and her breasts were enormous".

That last part earned a little round of chuckles from the group, including a chuckle from Tally who continues,

"She and I grew close rather quickly. We had fought side-by-side for over a year, throwing flirtatious comments back-and-forth until Kirazah plucked up the courage to confess her feelings and asked me about mine. I confessed everything before she could even finish her sentence, and that's when we became a couple. We never spent more than a moment apart... until that day...".

Those last words cause Tally's face to drop. The trio now look at her, worried about what memories have flooded the elf's head.

"Two years later, we were ambushed by a group we stole a job from. In the middle of the night, they began firing arrows at us from the trees, killing a good chunk of our group. The rest of us fought, but most of us were either tired, or hungry, so we were at disadvantage. They cut us down one by one until only four remained, our thief Manu, our alchemist Ernis, Kirazah and me. We had **** to flee by the end, but they caught up and began finishing us off. Manu was beheaded, Ernis was shot through the neck and in the eye. Kirazah and I were soon trapped between them and a long drop into water, and since Kirazah couldn't swim, we had ****. We managed to take down a few, but their numbers were too great... eventually, Kirazah made a decision... and pushed me into the water. It happened so quick, I didn't even realize what was happening. When I crashed into the water, everything in my being **** me back up. Just as I broke the waters surface, I... all I could do was listen... as she died".

The mood in the room changes, a sombre feeling washes over all four of them with Tally feeling it a hundred times more than the others.

As the tears begin to drop from Tally's eyes onto the floor, she is wrapped up by two sets of arms as both Kyuala and John have lovingly sandwiched her body in a massive hug.

"Tally... I am so sorry you had to go through all that. I can't possibly imagine the pain you're feeling right now, but just know that we're here for you, okay?".

Tally cries a little more, but she embraces the two as she says, "Thank you".

The trio continue to hug when suddenly, Lani lands on Tally's chest and buries her body to give a hug of her own.

The trio look down at the fairy, wondering what she is doing, that's when Lani says, "I didn't want to be the odd one out".

This breaks the sombre mood enough as the four of them begin to laugh at the fairy's explanation whilst they continue to comfort the elf.

---

A FEW HOURS LATER:

The group are all downstairs, sitting around a table as they're eating dinner. They all laugh and joke, a big departure from the sad tone in the room earlier.

As they calm down from Amilia's latest dirty joke, Daffy then says what they're all thinking.

"So, is this oor last meal taegether 'fore yous leave for Muprosyll?".

"It just may be" Terra responds before taking another bite.

The groups mood turns sombre as they all realize that this is in fact, probably their last night together. John sees the saddened looks on the faces of the women, so he takes it upon himself to cheer them up by saying, "Alright! If this is our last night together for a while, then let's make the most of it!".

John's sudden outburst surprises the table, but soon after, Amilia says, "I knew I liked him for a reason. Let's get fucking wasted!".

Kyuala then grins, seemingly going along with the plan as she shouts, "Hey Magnolia! Bring out the hard stuff!".

A few moments later, Magnolia walks out with a few large bottles in hand before placing them down on the table, "It's been a while since you asked for this stuff, must be something big".

"Oh, it is. John, Amilia, Terra, Lani and I are all heading to Mulvenscroll soon, so... we're making the most of the night" Kyuala says.

Magnolia then brings a few tankards to the table, along with a shot glass for Lani, and places them next to everyone as she asks, "Oooh, another adventure on the horizon then?".

"Something like that" Kyuala responds.

"Well... seems like our resident newcomer is becoming quite a magnet for adventuring".

Before anyone can even begin to try and respond, Amilia says, "He's become a magnet for something alright".

Amilia then obviously looks between Kyuala and Tally which causes the women to giggle while John gets a little embarrassed.

Magnolia sees this and a few moments later, she deciphers what Amilia is referring to, "Oooh! So that's what I heard last night? I should've guessed that our hero is also a stallion".

John is now fully embarrassed, his face completely blushed as he looks down at the table. As the girls see this, they all laugh, even Magnolia giggles as she walks away.

Kyuala then leans over and kissed John on the cheek, "Well, I guess we weren't as quiet as we thought we were".

"You were trying to be quiet? I distinctly remember you screaming, 'keep going~! Don't stop~! Make me your little orc bitch~!' and that was the tame stuff" Tally says which causes Kyuala to blush while Amilia's ears perk up.

"Ooooooh... you didn't tell me that part" The cat says.

"Oh, don't worry kitten... I shall let you know everything".

Amilia devilishly grins as she then looks at the embarrassed duo.

Terra then clears her throat to get the others attention, "Anyway... let's make a toast!".

The group then fill up their tankards with the recently brought ale, (and Lani's shot glass) before Terra begins the toast, "I know we haven't known each other for long, but it has been quite the journey thus far. I do not know what awaits us when we travel to Mulvenscroll, but I do know that together, we have the ability to triumph against great evil. I know that it may be difficult, but i'm glad I have you all by my side, no matter if you are coming or not".

Terra then stands up while raising her tankard, "Let's toast to the unknown! Life's greatest adventure!".

The group raise their drinks, (apart from Lani who simply raises her hand) and collectively say, "To the unknown!".

The group then tap their drinks on the table before taking a drink.

The reactions to the 'hard stuff' is very mixed. Amilia, Daffy and Kyuala barely react to the ale, John and Tally have a decent reaction, but nothing too severe. Terra and Lani however... Both of their faces shrivel up, their tongues stick out while raspy noises escape their mouths.

The others all laugh as the two resident lightweights continue to recoil from their drinks. Eventually, their reactions die down as Terra asks, "What... is that?".

"It's called Dragons Soul, meant to be the strongest drink in the world. It was made by dwarven miners to help them get through long days" Kyuala explains as she takes another drink, "It's also incredibly expensive. The only reason I have a crate is because my mother was gifted a few crates by the leader of a dwarven clan".

"I've been meaning to ask: Where is your family?" John asks.

"Last time Radvar and I saw our mother, they were heading west. That was a couple weeks before you showed up, so they're probably at the far coast by now".

"Yer clan are travellers then?" Daffy asks.

"Oh gods yes. The Mar'azu clan have been travellers for years. I remember my grandmother telling me stories about how we've travelled across almost every continent in the world. We haven't crossed the sea in over a hundred years however, my great grandfather apparently liked the hunting here so much, so we've stayed here ever since".

"Wow" is all Daffy can say as she is intrigued by Kyuala's story.

Before Daffy can ask more questions, Amilia grabs her drink and says, "Alright, let's get this fucking party started!".

As soon as she finishes her party war-cry, Amilia puts her lips to her tankard, and begins to down her drink in one.

Most of the group look at her in shock as the cat seems to gulp down the strong drink with ease. Kyuala's reaction however, is one of amusement as she says, "You do realize that was not a good idea right?".

Amilia then places the tankard back down before wiping her mouth, and responding, "This is nothing. I bet you five hundred gold that i'm still less drunk than all of you by the end of the night".

Amilia then extends her arm which causes Kyuala to smile as she then takes Amilia's hand to shake it while saying, "You're on".

---

LATER THAT NIGHT:

Amilia is currently face first in a plate of food, drool falling from the side of her mouth as she murmurs something incredibly unintelligible.

The others however, are in various different states. Lani for instance is sat up against Amilia's arm, snoozing away. John and Kyuala are still sat at the table, happily taking in the view of Tally and Terra who are currently dancing with one another amongst the other drunken patrons of the tavern part of the Kauldron. Daffy however, is over by the group of musicians and is playing a lute. The tempo of the music is very quick and jovial, perfect for the celebration at hand as Daffy quickly strums the strings building to the finale.

The final few notes ring out and as the bards finish their song, the patrons all cheer. As whistles and cheers ring out, Terra and Tally make their way back to the table as they laugh.

"I have to say, this one is an excellent dancer! Haha!" Tally says as she falls into her chair next to John.

"You're quite nimble on the dancefloor yourself, Miss Talyisha! I have never had such an exquisite dance partner before!".

"I'm surprised you both are still standing. I've seen minotaurs flattened with less than what you both have had tonight" Kyuala says.

"Speaking of, looks like Amilia owes you five hundred gold. I wonder where she's keeping it all" John comments, earning laugh from the trio.

Just then, Daffy walks up with another drink in hand as she says, "Did yous hear that?! How fuckin' good was I eh? Dinnae hawd back, I want aw the praise yous can gie me!".

Daffy's sudden words cause the group to laugh before the applaud the drunken dwarf who decides to twirl. But in her **** state, Daffy trips and falls, perfectly landing on John's lap with her ass directly on John's crotch.

"Oooh... John... if ye wanted sum dwarven lovin'... Aw ye had to dae was ask".

John stammers a little, trying to find the right response however, the girls just laugh as Daffy quickly pecks John on the cheek before getting off of his lap.

John is so shocked at this point, he doesn't even know want to say. Tally quickly helps him out as she kisses him on the lips and says, "Well, I think we've found a new playmate. What do you think Kyuala?".

"I think we'd break the poor girl".

The trio laugh as Daffy sits in her seat, continuing to drink as she does.

"Daffy, I've been meaning to ask you something" Terra asks.

"Wits up?".

"When Amilia revealed John's secret... You didn't seem phased by it... why?".

Daffy thinks for a moment as she takes another drink, "Ach, I guess I dinnae really care where he's fae. I know he's literally the second o' his kind to faw here, but I dinnae care where he's fae, just wit he's like, and he's a gid guy".

Daffy then takes another drink before saying, "I also had a wee bit o' a suspicion when I picked them up. They wur a bit shifty whenever I asked aboot him, so I assumed he was rare. I just really didnae huv a clue o' how rare he is".

"Well thank you for not freaking out" John says, "I appreciate you keeping it a secret as well".

"You dinnae need tae thank me John. You're a gid guy... plus... Kyuala wid kill me if I telt anyone".

"Damn right" Kyuala responds which causes a round of laughter at the table.

---

A LITTLE BIT LATER:

Daffy has now joined the blacked out club with Terra almost there as well. The still awake trio see this so Kyuala says, "Okay, let's get these girls to bed".

"Agreed. That way, we can get to ours".

Tally's obvious intentions made Kyuala grin as she picks up Amilia and Daffy with both hands. Tally then helps Terra up as John picks up Lani.

The group then begin walking up the stairs, Kyuala practically storming ahead as the two women on her shoulders are very light to her. Tally and Terra are slowly getting up the stairs with Tally now giving Terra a piggyback ride up the stairs. John is behind the two elves, carefully carrying Lani, but also making sure to support Terra whenever it seems like she may tip.

As they walk up the steps, Tally teases John by saying, "So... How does Terra's behind look from back there? Turning your sword into a spear?".

John stammers before saying, "I'm not looking at her ass".

"Oh, so you must be looking at mine then huh?".

John then shakes her head, a small grin on his face as he admits defeat, "Alright, I was looking... Not on purpose though! I will say however... elven women have fantastic asses".

"Yes we do" Tally responds as she begins walking with a little more sway in her step. It just so happens that both elven behinds are flaunted a bit more than before.

Eventually, the duo get upstairs, and walk into Tally and Lani's room.

Terra is gently placed onto the bed by Tally as John lays Lani down on her pillow.

Just then, the duo get some water and a bucket for the women before leaving the room.

"That was quite... cute. Seeing them both have that much fun.. i'm glad i'm with you John".

"I'm glad you're here too" John replies as the two kiss.

Just then, another door opens up, and out walks Kyuala. She gently closes the door before saying, "The more things change...".

The orc then chuckles to herself as the two walk up to her.

"Are they okay?" John asks.

"Daffy will probably be fine. Amilia however... will be questioning everything in the morning. Luckily for me, I get to be the one that says 'I told you so'... So that makes it all worth it for me".

The trio laugh a little more, but as they finish laughing, without warning, Kyuala picks John up. Tally and Kyuala then begin walking to the room with John still in Kyuala's arms.

"Uhh... Kyuala...? Can you put me down?".

"Nope" Kyuala responds as they continue to walk.

John tries to wriggle a little, however, Kyuala's grip simply tightens which quickly puts a stop to any attempted wriggling.

The trio then get to the door and walk inside. Just then, Kyuala surprises John by practically throwing him onto the bed. Not a moment later, he is pinned down by both women who begin to kiss his face and neck.

His clothes then begin to be removed one after the other. His shoes, socks and pants are all taken off seemingly in the blink of an eye. John is then lifted up and his shirt is removed for him by Kyuala.

As they were unclothing John, Tally also has removed all of her clothing, and all Kyuala has on is her undershirt. Tally then helps Kyuala take it off which reveals her big bouncing watermelon-like breasts right in John's face.

Unable to stop himself, John immediately latches onto her nipple and begins to gently suck on her breast. Kayla lets out a soft moan, but as Tally sees what's happening beside her, she decides to get involved as well.

Tally then gets Kyuala's right breast and begins to tease Kyuala's nipple with her tongue.

Kyuala's moans get a little louder, and her breath is a little more stifled as she says, "Damn it. We were... supposed to... be in charge".

"Plans change" John says with a smarmy tone before latching onto her breast once more.

As John continues to tease Kyuala, Tally's hand softly wraps around his throat which causes him to stop. As he stops teasing Kyuala's nipple, Tally says, "Not this time".

Kyuala then chuckles, "She's on my side tonight".

"Why do I get the feeling that's not good for me?" John asks.

The women just chuckle evilly in response as their hands travel down his body and rest on his cock. Their fingers trace up and down John's cock, slowly teasing the poor man who can only deal with it.

Eventually, both Tally and Kyuala wrap one hand around the shaft before slowly stroking him up and down in unison. Kyuala's larger hand wraps around the middle and lower part of John's shaft while Tally's more slender hand wraps around the top.

Quickly, Tally's hand starts becoming slick with pre-cum which starts trickling down to Kyuala's fingers. As the elf notices this, she stops stroking and says, "He's ready, my dear".

Kyuala then lets out a throaty chuckle as she moves from in-between John's legs. Soon after, she now lies beside John, literally face down, ass up.

Kyuala then looks at John with an innocent smile as she says, "C'mon hero... this wild beast ain't gonna tame itself".

Barely a second later, John is behind Kyuala, ready to plough her into next week, when he is stopped by Tally. The ebony elf wraps her arms around his bare torso before whispering into his ear, "Relax... let me guide you".

Tally's hand then glides down to his already slickened shaft before gently gripping it. John then lets Tally have complete control as Tally begins using his rod to tease Kyuala's entrance.

Kyuala's body begins to slightly twitch as Tally continues the teasing.

Eventually, Tally decides to put an end to the teasing for both parties as she places John's tip right against Kyuala's entrance before slowly pushing it in.

Kyuala lets out a low moan as Tally pushes more and more of John's length into the increasingly horny orc.

Tally then let's go of his shaft before whispering, "Now it's time to ride your wife... blow her mind, my beloved".

Tally then begins kissing John's neck as he starts to thrust into Kyuala.

Kyuala lets out even more moan, getting louder and louder with each stroke. John gets faster and faster as he gets into a stride, Kyuala's behind begins to ripple as John thrusts in more and more.

John can't help but moan now as Kyuala's pussy grips around his cock while Tally continues to kiss his neck and face. Eventually, John turns his head and the two engage in a passionate lip lock, tongues dancing, saliva exchanging as they moan into the others mouth.

This all begins to get too much for John as his orgasm builds. He barely manages to pull away from the intense make-out with Tally to warn Kyuala, but Tally stops him from saying anything before whispering, "Don't... Just let it all out."

John simply complies, diving back into Tally's mouth as he is about to hit his peak.

That peak is soon hit, and John can't hold it anymore. Just then, rope after rope of cum spill out, filling the surprised Kyuala's pussy.

Kyuala loves the feeling, happily shuddering as she revels in the warmth.

Eventually, Tally and John break from their kiss again as John's cock slips out of Kyuala. Tally then says, "Oooh, seems like you've made her, a very happy orc".

"Yes he has..." Kyuala responds as she lies on her stomach.

John then laughs, but soon realizes that he is hard once again, "Did one of you put one of the love potions in my drink again?".

"Nope" The women say in unison.

"It seems like even your spear knows tonight is nowhere near over" Tally chuckles.

John then flips Tally, putting her on her stomach right beside Kyuala before saying, "Then lets keep going".

---

MUCH, MUCH, MUUUUUCH LATER ON THAT NIGHT:

The trio finally finish their bed gymnastics after countless orgasms from each of them.

As they're panting, trying to catch their breath, John says, "Well... pretty sure I lost like ten pounds doing all that".

The trio laugh, finally catching enough breath to stop panting.

Eventually, the laughter stops, and the quiet sets in. The trio stare up at the ceiling, unsure if they should talk or just go to sleep.

Tally is then the one to break said silence as she says, "Can I ask you both to promise me something?".

Kyuala and John are a little stunned, but eventually they agree to whatever Tally is about to say.

"Can you promise me that you'll both come back safe?".

The duo are even more shocked at the sudden words. They hit them hard, even to the point where Kyuala and John look at each other. Eventually, in unison, both Kyuala and John says, "I promise".

Tally then sits up, kissing both John and Kyuala before laying back down while smiling, and saying, "Good, now you both can't break it".

The trio then let out a small round of chuckles before the two women snuggle up to John, and eventually fall asleep.