Too much food

"Touma! I've finished dinner!" The maid Index jumped a bit in front of him, eager to show her work. Looking around, Touma's jaw dropped, what appeared to be veritable buffet was in the middle of his tiny apartment. She even seemed to borrow a table from the empty room next door. There really was a lot of food prepared...

More than their full fridge had...

"Index? Where did you get the extra food?"

"Well, I wanted to cook you a big dinner with my newfound cooking skills, so I checked the fridge, and realized we needed a lot more..." Index began, Touma doing his best to be patient. "But then I realized we didn't have enough for what i had in mind. So I went to ask Maika, and ran into Motoharu and your other pervert friend, the one with the peircings..."

Already, Touma had a foreboding feeling in his stomach.

"So after asking Maika how much I needed, I pulled the pierced guy into another room and sold him my panties for 10,000 yen."

And yet, it wasn't as bad as he expected. At least she didn't outright have sex with him. "Why would you do that?" He asked, kneading the bridge of his nose exasperatedly.

"Because I needed money to get more food!" The blue haired magical priestess protested. "And I wasn't going to sleep with him, obviously!"

"Did you keep any of the money?"

"Nope, all for the dinner!"

"Such misfortune..." The unlucky Kamijou sighed. "This is way to much food for either of..." He opened an eye and looked at Index while an idea occurred. He reached for his phone and started looking for a certain number...

"Ohohoho! Look who's the flat one now, Misaki~!" The legendary railgun cried out, doing her best ojou-sama laugh in the mirror back at the dorms.

"No, I don't think I can pull off the upperclass thing Mitsuko does." She admits with a sigh. She knows she really wants to rub these new tits in Misaki's face (not literally(that she'd admit to)), but she couldn't pull off the air of class her wealthy friend could to mock her rival with the new assets. She didn't even have a fan to use...

*Geko Geko* *Geko Geko*

She was distracted from her pondering from her cell phone going off. Blushing from embaressment, she grabbed it from the counter and answered. "H-hello?"

"Hey there, Biribi- er, Misaka." Touma quickly corrected himself. He couldn't be sure, but he could swear he heard her temper rising before she said anything. "Sorry for calling so late, but would you... like a free meal?"

Mikoto's brain almost flatlined from the shock of what she was hearing. "Wh-wh-what? A-a meal t-together w-with y-you?" Her stammering was accompanied by a fully flushed face, steam seeming to rise from her head. "L-l-like a d-d-da-"

"Index made way too much food, and there's no way we can save-"

The 3rd ranked esper of Academy City slumped, ignoring the rest of his explanation. It was her fault thinking this idiot would actually be asking her on a date.

"All right. Point your camera at the food. I'll look at it." She asked, using her skill with electricity to access the camera feed directly to her brain. What she saw got her stomach rumbling.

"That is a lot of food. Were you planning a party?"

"Touma's just ungrateful! I sold my panties for this feast!" The Railgun could hear the Silver Nun turned maid shout from somewhere out of screen.

"In any case, I just wanted to invite you if you wanted. It's not an order, but it would help us out." Touma said, putting the phone back up to his head.

"Umm, sure, I'll be there in a little bit." Mikoto replied. "Just give me a couple minutes to get ready." She aid, hanging up herself.

She sighed, looking at the clock on her phone. She had been trying to figure out how to show up Misaki for a while, and before that...

She sighed, walking over to the bathroom door and swinging it open, letting her Perverted Kouhai tumble into the room from listening at the door. 'Glad one of the rules was she had to respect my privacy in the bathroom unless I asked.' She mused, remembering she let Kuroko have one of her old bras in exchange for that.

"Onee-Sama, don't tell me your really going to go to that ape's place just for a meal..." She moaned from the ground, before looking up at her Senpai and immediately jumping for the boobs again. Unluckily for the pervert, Misaka stopped her by holding her face with one hand, shrinking down her breasts with the other.

"Kuroko, calm down. I am willing to make you a deal." She said, Kuroko's attention immediately seized. "If you are willing to take me there (immediately bristling from the teleporter), I am willing to... let you sleep in the same bed with me tonight." She finished, a furious blush coming over her face.

"Yes!" She jumped at the chance, about to run out and grab her beloved Onee-sama some clothes, but she had already grabbed the shorter girl's collar to pull her back. "WITH conditions!" She said, the eager pervert slowing down to listen. "As long as you don't wake me up... you may use my boobs as a pillow tonight. And if you stay, you have to be on your best behavior! Otherwise, no pillow for you." She said, still blushing furiously as she clarified this point. A nod from Shirai later, and she let her go, following her out of the bathroom to get changed. The things she did for love of a perverted moron...