Tom and Chester have another conversation after the Anime Club finishes up, with yet more unforeseen consequences

The episode of FullMetal Alchemist ended and the Metropolis University's Anime Club all stretched as Tom turned the lights on.

"What did you all think?" Tom said cheerfully.

"I liked it, except for the cat burglar having literal friggin' boob powers." snorted Tammy, a tall Goth sophomore who wore all black despite the Summer heat outside. "And flirting with the kid was kinda gross."

"Aw, what's the big deal? Nami in One Piece was a thief with big boobs too and I didn't hear you complain then." Chester grumbled in response.

"I totally did, you were probably just too busy drooling. Real lady thieves don't have huge boobs, sorry to disappoint."

"Uh, not true!' Chester said. "What about the Catwoman? She's supposedly all kinds of hot."

"Catwoman? The Gotham City jewel thief that never gets caught?" Marissa said in the corner. She was a shy, heavyset girl who always dressed in layers and usually didn't speak up much, so everyone paid attention. "I, um, heard she's like a real life Robin Hood."

Tom smiled at her but before he could speak up, Chester ran his mouth again, as usual.

"More like a real life sex kitten! Mwrowr! I've seen pictures."

"Suuuure, you have." Tammy sneered, rolling her eyes. "Blurry camera shots of somebody in latex on a roof? Whatever. Those could be anyone. If she's so great at stealing that she never gets caught, it probably means she never gets her picture taken, like, ever."

Chester snorted.

"Or maybe I'm right and she's just so hot that the police or whomever let her go after she lets them take all kiiiiinds of pictures!"

Tammy rolled her eyes.

"Tom, can you tell horndog here just how wrong he is?"

Tom paused before speaking, trying to once again play peacemaker between the two of them.

"Well, I think maybe you could both be right?"

***
Selina Kyle would ordinarily never pull a job in Central City, given how famously fast The Flash was at responding to alarms, but some trusted sources said that he was going to be busy with a big dust-up with the Legion of Doom (or whatever ridiculous name they were giving themselves these days), so she decided to take a little vacation and pick up a diamond she'd had her eye on at The Flash Museum. Luckily, it was closed for renovations, so only she would have access to The Palace Diamond. It was a huge, multi-faceted beauty, apparently stolen and slightly altered by that weirdo Mirror Master for some dumb plan of his . . . but luckily, not altered enough to change it's resale value from a cool $3 million dollars.

Catwoman gently hung herself down from a grappling hook and was had just finished cutting open the display case when a she saw a flash of light in the corner of the atrium. Suddenly, Mirror Master, Captain Cold, Heat Wave and Boomerang all appeared from a tiny mirror left on the floor.

"Well." she said drily as they walked forward, gently flipping down into a crouch. "This is awkward."

"Hey, there, kitty cat." Boomerang said with a smirk. "Y'heard Flash was out of town too, I take it?"

"Good news travels fast, just like him. So, if you boys don't mind, I'll just take my prize and--" Selina replied with a smile, sliding her glove into the display case to grab the diamond. Her fingers had just tightened around it, when she saw Captain Cold's gun raise up.

"Heat Wave, Mirror Master, go get the treadmill. Ordinarily, I'd be happy to give you some professional courtesy and look the other way," Snart said calmly, "But I'm afraid that little bauble's on OUR shopping list, among other things. Make it easy on yourself and walk away before I give you permanent cold feet."

Selina tensed, considering her options . . .

***
"What does that mean?" Tammy said.

"Well, I mean, she could be a master thief and still be really attractive. Think about it - she does have "Cat" in her name, so she isn't just some normal woman. She's got to have like, magical, cat powers, probably like that crazy tiger lady that tries to kill Wonder Woman all the time-"

***
Suddenly, Selina felt a strange sense of heightened awareness, both of environment and her fingernails, a weird surge of alertness and strength filling her body. Suddenly, her senses became amplified, all the smells and sounds in the room becoming acute (God, Boomerang's aftershave was RANK). and she felt her fingernails - no, claws - sliding out through her gloves. Her body suddenly felt like a coiled spring, more powerful and quick than ever. She felt a strange poke in her mouth and realized her canines had grown as well.

Captain Cold saw her claws come out - real claws, what the hell? - and shook his head.

"Choosing the hard way, huh? Well, don't say I didn't-"

***

"Which explains how she's never been caught, right? But, since she's magical, she could also be super sexy and not have it get in the way." Tom finished.

"Whatever. HUGE boobs not getting in the way of being a cat burglar? Y'know, someone who has to be acrobatic and who has to slide in and out of tight spaces?" Tammy scoffed.

"Well, I don't know, she's magical or whatever, right? Let's say she's got boobs bigger than her head-"

***
Selina grunted as a sudden weight threw her forward and she heard a huge tearing sound and felt an odd pinching at her front - the sound of her zipper bursting and bra snapping in twain.

". . . warn you?" Captain Cold trailed off, staring at her with his jaw dropped finger falling looser against the trigger.

"What the hell are you looking a-" Selina began before staring down at an epic canyon of cleavage thrusting out of her ruined catsuit, zipper now down past her navel.

"JESUS CHRIST!" she screeched in shock, wobbling as she tried to stand up straight, staggering against the massive weight of twin pale globes pulling her forward. Each of her boobs were now the size of an overripe watermelon and the shreds of her costume and black sports bra merely pressed them together instead of covering them, with thick nipples the size of her thumbs and dark aureoles the size of saucers jutting out clear as day. The new sense of strength she felt was countered by the bizarre, heavy weight of them and she groaned. She caught a glance of her reflection in the display case and her jaw dropped. Christ, she was bigger than Power Girl! She awkwardly tried to cover them with one arm, which she realized as a futile gesture almost immediately. What the hell was happening to her?

"Crikey, what the hell did Mirror Master put in that diamond?" Boomerang said with hushed awe, leering in amazement.

***
"Which she totally does!" Chester agreed, getting ribbed by Tammy. "Ow! Sorry, sorry, go ahead."

"Anyways, even if she does have huge boobs, she's magical, right? So, who knows? They're probably magical too, just like in an anime, so they never get in her way at all when she's running around, stealing stuff, using her powers, whatever."

"So, giant yet weightless jiggle sacks that say "screw you" to the laws of physics? Ugh, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard." Tammy snorted.

"Hey, Exhibit A: Power Girl." Tom said with a sheepish grin, knowing he was losing the argument. "We live in a world with superpowers and aliens, who knows? Like Chester said, we've never seen pictures of her - maybe she looks like she just stepped out of an anime."

***
Selina had decided to run, as best she could with her massive new tits, when suddenly another strange feeling overcame her. She felt her mouth widening to an absurd degree. Her eyes felt strangely huge while at the same time, her nose shrunk down to almost nothing. Her already long, athletic legs, grew longer, even as her waist shrunk, which should have torn her already overstressed catsuit even further but it instead seemed to cling to her more tightly, like a second skin. She could feel it hugging every inch of her plump ass cheeks, like fetish gear. Her short black hair suddenly dropped out of her cowl like a waterfall, down to just above her ass, the same gleaming ebony as her catsuit. As if to provide contrast, suddenly all of her pale skin on display suddenly turned stark white, but oddly shiny and smooth, gleaming like it was made out of actual porcelain . . . except for her lips, nipples and aureola which both turned a neon shade of pink. Strangely, the weight of her huge new boobs was now gone - in fact she felt nothing at all, like they were lighter than air.

"Jesus, that diamond's turned her from Catwoman into Jessica Bloody Rabbit!" Boomerang said with a chortle.

"OK, I-"

Catwoman didn't wait to hear any more from Captain Cold or Boomerang, instead leaping back up through the skylight with a single, incredibly fast jump, out of the building with diamond still in hand before they had a chance to react . . . then landed in a perfect crouch on the rooftop across the street with Olympic grace. Or, it would have been graceful - as she glanced down, she saw her gigantic new breasts swaying back and forth, long after she landed, even as she kept the rest of herself perfectly still. Her black hair, now long, flowed in the breeze . . . which was nonexistent.

"What the actual fuck?" she said, sliding the diamond in a pouch on her hip before reaching down to stop the ridiculous jiggling with her hands. She hissed, both from the unexpected sensation of sharp claws digging in against her voluminous tit-flesh and the sensitivity of her giant new mounds. The claws retratced as if by instinct, but the boobs sure as hell didn't go away. They did at least mercifully stop jiggling as she grabbed them . . . with incredibly petite, pale hands that made them look even larger than they were.

"Get her!" she heard Cold say - two buildings away, how good was her hearing now? - and knew she didn't have time now to explore her bizarre new body.

"Whatever, time to go. No way in HELL am I getting caught like THIS!" she said, clutching her massive boobs as best she could, thinking only of avoiding capture and humiliation. As if triggered by the thought, she felt her legs in motion before she finished her sentence and a strange glow emanated from her body.

And then, in less than a few seconds, she found herself at Keystone's city limits, having leapt across the rooftops with superhuman speed - teleported? - and landed on the balcony of the airport hotel she'd rented earlier that day . . . landing with picture perfect grace, except for a pair of shiny boobs bigger than her damn head that kept jiggling for a full five minutes after she landed.

"What the fuck just happened to me?" a very transformed Selina Kyle said again, staring at her cartoonish new self in the reflection of the glass balcony doors.

***
"I don't think that's very likely." Marissa said softly with a small frown. "I- I like to think she's human - just like us but just really, really good at her job. Y'know, like the Green Arrow."

Tom smiled. It was nice to see her speaking up.

"Well, whatever she is, I think she's pretty awesome too. And I'm glad she never gets caught." he said gently, to encourage her.

"Damn right, she is! Doesn't take shit from The Man or any man, I bet." Tammy said, standing up and putting some manga back in her book bag.

"Hmmph." grunted Chester sourly.

"In fact, I bet she only loves pussycats, if you get my drift." Tammy said with a lewd licking gesture, teasing Chester further.

"Enough. Yes, yes, the cat thief just can't get enough sex with women, very clever. Can we move on already? Please?" Tom said, raising his hands to gesture for peace.

The room quieted down and Tom moved to put in a new anime, giving Marissa a smile that she shyly returned as he walked past her.

***

Selina had stripped off her costume - if you could even call it that anymore - with great difficulty and was goggling at herself in the bathroom mirror. Her green eyes and wide mouth were freakishly huge and her ears were . . . somehow impossible to find beneath all her jet black hair? Yet, she could hear everyone and everything on the entire floor, her hearing and senses insanely acute. Even though her skin was impossibly smooth and hairless everywhere below her chin, she could feel even a slight breeze from outside on it.

And speaking of freakishly huge and below her chin, holy shit! Selina couldn't even begin to guess what cup size she was now - E? H? J for practical joke big? Impossibly, her newly gargantuan boobs stood flush against her collarbone without even a hint of sag, jutting out like torpedoes on her slim frame, weirdly weightless but incredibly sensitive . . . and prone to swaying and bouncing at the slightest provocation. She'd had to stop herself from touching them, as her obscenely large nipples also got rock hard at the slightest touch. It was like they'd sucked up the rest of her body - her arms and legs were like long, sexy twigs and her waist was smaller than the bathroom sink - except for her ass, which she noted with dismay was also absurdly full and jiggly, each cheek jutting out like a canned ham. She was a pornographic cartoon come to life. It was just like Boomerang had said . . .

"Jesus Christ. I'm Jessica. Fucking. Rabbit." she said in an appalled tone, too stunned to notice the sound of approaching footsteps from down the hall.

The door suddenly opened and slammed, as the only other person with a key to her room came into the penthouse suite - her best friend, Holly Robinson. The sounds and scents of her cheerful strawberry blonde partner in crime suddenly overwhelmed Selina and she wobbled back against the shower curtain, blinking hard as her jugs swayed like mad. What the hell was this now? Had Holly always smelled this good and she just never noticed before?

"Hey, Selina! You're back early! Ooh, I hope that's a good thing? Whoa, what the hell happened to your suit? It looks totally weird! Zipper's all funky and hey - what is this vinyl? Hmm, no blood or bullet holes, that's a plus. You okay in there?"

"Holly, I- I don't- um, I-" she stammered, suddenly even more confused.

"Selina? You're scaring me, I'm coming in! You better be-"

The bathroom door opened and Holly's jaw dropped as a totally nude Selina turned to face her, giant boobs swaying like mad.

"Decent?" was all Holly got out before her jaw dropped, along with her purse. "Whaaaat . . ."

Selina's draw dropped as well as she drank in her friend who was dressed in a simple jean skirt, white blouse and sneakers. How had she never noticed how sexy she was before? Her nipples, already absurdly huge, got hard and jutted out even further and the pink mound between her legs began to literally glisten as she drank in the sight of her sexy best friend. Her hot little lesbian BFF Holly that she'd caught staring at the old her, much less . . . this. Selina's huge mouth widened into a predatory grin, all of her anger about her new look vanishing at the sight of the hot little number in front of her.

"Mmmm, hi, Holly . . . like what you see?" she purred, lifting up her arms and jutting out her massive new boobs.

"What? NO! I mean, what the hell even- what HAPPENED to you, Selina?" she gasped, looking her up and down with utter shock.

Selina tried to clear her head. Jesus, she told herself, get a grip! She lowered her arms back down . . . but did nothing to cover herself.

"I, uh, grabbed that diamond from the Flash Museum and I think it, um, did something to me." she said, trying to look away from Holly and not drink in her scent.

"Clearly! You're a- what the FUCK! I don't even- jeez, you're like one of those Japanese porno cartoons but . . . REAL! Jesus, Selina, do you- do you feel OK?"

"I- I feel good. Strong. Fast. Super fast, I think. I can smell and hear everything . . . mmm . . . so vividly."

She helplessly took in a deep breath, making her chest rise and jiggle as she got another overpowering whiff of Holly's scent.

She couldn't help but notice Holly's eyes fixating on her giant new tits as they heaved up and down. Hear the sound of her breath catching. Smell her best friend's pussy getting wet in spite of herself.

"For instance . . . I can smell your pussy from here, Holly." Selina purred.

Holly blushed furiously.

"I- I'm sorry! It's just that you're SO- sorry, no, never mind! You need help, obviously! This isn't natural! We'll just go sit down and figure it-"

Selina put a slim finger to her friend's lips, any ideas besides fucking her vanishing as that intoxicating scent got stronger.

"No, shh, I don't mind. It smells . . . delicious. Mmm. I want to taste it with my new tongue. Taste all of you."

"S- Selina! JEEZ!" Holly stammered, stepping away slightly and trembling. "This- this isn't you, you're not in your right mind, I don' want to take advantage of whatever this-"

With lightning speed, Selina extended her new claws and shredded off Holly's skirt and blouse, leaving her in just her underwear in seconds, making her cry out . . . then closed the distance between them with a growl. Now much taller, she lifted her friend up by the shoulders, effortlessly, smashing her huge breasts against her friend's much smaller pair, making her gasp.

"You? Take advantage of ME? Holly, I'm so fast now- so strong! Baby, you couldn't stop me if you wanted to . . . but do you REALLY want me to?"

Holly panted, eyes wide, a mixture of fear and arousal as the biggest tits she'd ever seen smashed against her own and the friend she'd always secretly lusted after staring back at her with obvious lust. Finally. The eyes may have been strangely huge but they were still Selina's - still that beautiful shade of green, the desire in them so obvious. So wanton. So hot for her, just like she'd always fantasized about. And now, she was like a living sex doll, a cartoon version of the woman she'd already wanted, obviously built to fuck . . . but she shouldn't. Should she? Holly felt dizzy and moaned helplessly.

"Ohhh! Suh-Selina . . ."

"Answer me, kitten. Do you want me to stop?" Selina purred, leaning in close enough for a kiss, heat radiating off of her.

"I . . . I don't-" Holly babbled.

"Mmm, good answer." Selina said with a purr before Holly could continue and kissed her hard on the mouth.

Holly stiffened, then went limp . . . then began returning the kiss hungrily.