Today is the first day of yada yada yada.

You awaken to a chill in the air. Beth still snores gently beside you, a grin like the cat that ate the canary plastered on her lips. Sweat slick hair wreathes her pretty face like an angelic halo. Definitely not the worst thing to wake up to. Over the years you’ve had more than your fair share of coyote ugly mornings, and while you decidedly don’t feel the need to chew your own arm off to escape, you do have to piss like a racehorse.

With skill born of a lifetime of practice you carefully extricate your self without waking the sleeping woman at your side, and make your way to the bathroom. Although you have no problem walking around in the buff, for some reason you still feel the need to pull the door shut behind you and lock it. As you relieve yourself, you discover that with only a small amount of effort you can bring the notification window to the center of your vision and scroll back through it.

Mostly it’s a log of Beth’s ever growing arousal and notifications of exponential Soul Coin gains, but one thing does stick out.

03:00 11/30/19 - Achievement Unlocked: This one goes to ELEVEN.

Your phone is in your pants, sitting out on the floor in the bedroom, so after flushing, thence do you return. Fishing through the remnants of Beth’s torn pants and shredded underwear, you find the joggers you were wearing, and pull out your phone. It briefly strikes you as odd that in so short a period you’ve become so dependent on the app.

Under Achievements you find what you’re looking for. This One Goes To ELEVEN: One of your herd’s Lust exceeded 500. Perk Unlocked: Can’t Cum Down - For every 100 points of Lust, a herd member will gain 10 permanent points of Lust.

A quick glance at Beth’s profile shows her Lust totals sitting at 50. It also shows a gain of 15 points of Love for a total of 35. According to the documentation this is somewhere around the high end for a newly committed relationship. Interesting. You head back into the living room and start to clean up before realizing that it doesn’t really matter if you do anymore, and just dump out last night’s coffee cups.

You’re in the middle of making a fresh pot when you feel Beth steal up behind you and wrap her arms around your waist. “Good morning, Big Brother.”

You spin around in her arms and she stands on her toes to kiss you on the mouth. “I hope I didn’t wake you.”

“Jimmy, I haven’t slept that well in years.” - She leans in for another kiss. - “So what did you have all of Mom’s stuff out for?”

You give her a brief info dump about Mom’s last request and the revelation of previously unknown siblings. “I have to find them Beth. I think the first place to start is with your father.”

She finishes her coffee and seems to consider the situation for a moment before standing up and heading back into Mom’s room. You watch the sway of her bubble butt as she leaves, noting that gravity has had as little effect there as it has with her tits, and wonder if you did something to offend her.

As you finish your coffee, Beth appears in the doorway wearing her hoodie and a pair of Mom’s old sweat pants. “Well, what are you waiting for? Let’s go interrogate the sperm donor.”

You chuckle and head past her into the bedroom for your pants, giving her ass a quick squeeze on the way past. Five minutes later you’re armed with a screw driver, a wrench, and a coat hanger. Time to steal a car.