To the park!

“Lets go to the park” you suggested, “There will be more people, and some strangers. If we mess with everyone coming with us on the weekend already it will get boring when we are there.”

“True” Rebecca said, walking to the door holding the remote, “But this does have a reset button. So when it gets boring, just reset and we will start again.”

“Good idea” you replied, putting your shoes on and following Rebecca out of your flat.

“I mean, instantly we need to target them” Rebecca said, pointing to a pair of police officers walking down the road. There was one tall thin male officer and another shorter and slightly chubbier female officer. The were both in full uniform, stab proof vests on over their white button up shirts, and black trousers.

She pointed the remote towards them and gestured for you to hold onto it too, and fired off. Their faces began to morph. Not their entire heads, just their faces. Their voices stayed the same so at the end of the swap there was one male officer with his deep clearly male voice, coming out of a female face which had been stretched to fit his larger head. They looked really odd and confusing. Even more so with the female officer. Her face was now male, including all of the stubble and hair that came with it. She scratched her face and spoke to her partner, her high voice making no sense coming out of that face. Rebecca nearly walked straight into the road laughing from watching them.

“Again” you said, firing the remote off at them one more time.

This time their speech patterns changed. The male officer was now talking in a more feminine way, inserting a few likes into the conversation and giggling, rather than laughing. The female officer was now speaking in a much more mature way, a few small laughs here and there, but speaking as if she was the one in charge here, which you didnt think she was.