To the Bathroom

Fred enters the bathroom in the theater really having to crap. He enters a stall wipes a seat and proceeds to sit. While doing his business though he realized there is one thing he hadn’t done and wasn’t doing. That was peeing in fact he didn’t even feel the need to. Fred’s mind began to run like a wild fire thinking he may have some kind of infection.

While idly thinking of what he may have he grabs the stone in his pocket and shuffles it around his fingers thinking, “I gotta pee, or at least try.” Suddenly, as he thought it he began to pee. He realized a similarity between when he had to use the bathroom in the movie and thought ‘he didn’t want to’ then didn’t have to, and suddenly having to use it. The similarity was “THE STONE!” He accidentally said way louder than he meant to. He then remembered holding onto it when he tried to argue with the ticket seller and a seat suddenly was open. “This thing must have something to it.” He said removing the stone from his pocket and inspecting it.