Tip again

You take out another dollar and put it in the tip jar.

Again you hear the disembodied voice. “To get your male body back - error 404 - file not found - query Bruce - Bree.” The voice starts to glitch weirdly.

You look at Tanya and your eyes widen as things start to glitch with her as well.

Her clothes seem to change as do other minor details.

And then things glitch again.

“What in the fucking he’ll?!” You whisper in shock. It’s like reality is broken.

Tanya is kindof swelling and shrinking, her breasts jiggling as her stance changing as she smiles uncannily at you. You look around and realise that you are the only one seeing this?!

This was because you used the tip jar. It must have caused reality or whatever this world is to go on the fritz!!!

You pull the tip out of the jar. That seems to slow the cascading weirdness.

“Tanya, I think I’ll have my coffee to go,” you say, trying to remain composed.

“Here you go. You’ll come back now, ya hear…”