Time to check on some people

You pull up your phone, looking through your contacts. You can still see all the names of your bros in here, except now they now have various emojis around their names like love hearts or kissy faces. You dont see your roommate Robbie's name, but you quickly assume he is listed as "Daddy XoXo" here. Ugh why did your queer self have to be so... gay? It's pretty obvious though, Robbie is SUCH a daddy type! His demeanor, the way he always treated you, the feel of his cock, typical daddy!

Curse this gay brain!

Aha! The name you were looking for. Your ex-girlfriend, Rebecca. The break up was pretty damn recent for you, but god only knows whats up in this gay ass timeline!

You scroll through your previous messages with her, and instead of being flooded with your texts begging her to take you back like on your old phone (but like not in a needy way bro. We all know you played it cool), it is now filled with a recent back and forth between you two about a recent breakup she had. Have you magically turned from the dumped schmuck to the lucky rebound lay? You begin to feel excited until you remember to cock that was in your mouth not too long ago. Ah. That was a problem.

But it appears the two of you do have a great relationship in this reality. Perhaps a gay best friend role?