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Having not checked the app since Thursday you find out that the app makers appear to have unbanned porn. You scroll through your feed which is now almost all porn. The trend, you imagine to sate the adhd riddled minds of zoomers, is to post videos that frantically cut between several different porn scenes and flash text too briefly to read.

You watch a few of them and are interrupted by your phone's low battery signal. That's weird, you think you had full charge when you walked in. You look up from your phone and grab your... When did you get a pink drink?