Three-some? More Like Awe-some! (End)

Aria got Willow's attention and brought her in to tell her the good news.

"Willow, my husband and I have talked it over and we think we are on the same page here..."

Richard, naked as the day he was born, was already jumping up and down on the bed like a child.

"We...

are...

having...

a...

THREESOME!!!"

He bounced on his ass, springing himself toward Willow and landing on his feet with a huge grin. "I hope you are ready for it!"

"Oh! Uh... A-always, s-sir!" She smiled at his enthusiasm, even if she had mixed feeling about it still.

Aria shook her head at him. "Could you look a little less excited, for my sake?"

"No jealousy!" he reminded her gleefully, pointing with two fingers spread. "That's rule number two!"

Aria met Willow's anxious eyes. "He is making me regret this already. Please tell me you have a thirteen inch cock so we can wipe the smirk off his face."

"Heh... No, ma'am. No c-cocks at all."

"That's too bad... Jesus, Richard! Have some dignity!"

Richard was limbering up with trunk twists and toe touches.

"Are you kidding me? I intend to get a lifetime's worth of threesomes out of this trip!"

"You are going to scare the girl away."

"I'm an adult, ma'am," Willow corrected.

"Of course you are, dear. But you are several years newer than I am, and it's hard to overlook it when my husband is doing the damn cabbage patch over here."

He thrust his hands together in a circular motion. "You said no to a threesome EVERY other time. I finally get to do it, and I'm not hiding my excitement... AND NOW WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY!"

"Fucking hell, Richard. No one wants to do the stupid dance of joy. I don't even know if I want to have sex with you anymore."

"Nope! You promised! Let's do it!" Richard dove onto the bed and yanked the covers off mid-bounce. He rolled into the middle and put his arms out, inviting the women to lay with him on either side.

"Willow... You can refuse. No one should have to sleep with that man."

"It's her job! That's what she said! Come-come-come!" He flapped his fingers against his palms.

"He is correct, ma'am. If he requests something--"

"I REQUEST A THREESOOOOOOME!" he shouted to the ceiling as he loudly fluttered his legs into the bed.

Willow's face melted into an open frown.

Aria looked for something hard to throw at him. "Are you sure you want a threesome with that adolescent?"

Willows mouth tried to say yes, but her face continued to say no.

Aria leaned over and whispered in her ear.

"I'm sure I can manage that ma'am."

"Alright. What to you want first, darling? A strip show?"

"YES!"

"Maybe a nice double blowjob?"

"YES!"

"Some casual conversation to get to know her first?"

"Nooooooooooo!" He shook his head like he was shaking off ants. He pointed at his semi-hard cock. "Get. On. Ma. Willie!"

Aria winced. "Was that..." She tightened her eyelids for fear of the answer. "...an Austin Powers joke?"

"Maybe." Richard raised a pinky to his lips.

"UH! You have never been less sexy than you are right now. Just do it, Willow."

Willow nodded to her and started to take her uniform off as she walked to the bed. She tossed her jacket, then blouse to the floor. She crawled on the bed and straddled him. Richard was so giddy that he didn't even realize he was humming the baby back ribs jingle.

Aria clenched her jaw. She decided she can never let him be this happy ever again. It's just not worth it.

Willow gave him a seductive smile and leaned forward to unclasp her bra, covering her chest with her arm as she tossed the white lacy thing to the side.

Richard raised his eyebrows and grinned at all the cleavage she had. She leaned her breasts closer, using her hands as a bra and jiggling them.

Richards hands had rested for a moment on the woman's hips, but now they floated with waggling fingers, poised to grope her titties as soon as he had a good look at them.

Just as her hands looked about to give him an up-close, manual titty drop, she leaned the last few inches and gave him a peck on the lips.

"RICHARD!!!"

Richard jumped. "What honey?"

"WE AGREED ON NO KISSING!"

He looked from her to Willow and back again. "I--No! I didn't!"

"Willow, did you two just kiss?"

"Yes ma'am."

"On the lips?"

"Yes ma'am."

"Get off of him. That... was rule number ONE!" She raised a single finger at Richard. "You blew it. Deal is OFF!"

"What? That? That was barely... No... No!... NO! NO! NO!!!!

Willow was getting her clothing back on as Richard clawed at the bed in frustration.

"Willow, I REQUEST that we go to the bar together."

"My pleasure, ma'am!"

Over the course of the trip, everytime that Richard and Aria would start to have a romantic moment, she would stop in the middle of it and tell him that she just remembered how unsexy he was on that first night and she suddenly didn't feel like having sex after all.

He begged and moped until she finally took pity on him and forgave him on the last few days. And on the very last day, they finally had that threesome to everyone's satisfaction.