This is a Sex Hotel

"Look Peter, this is a very straight-forward business: the best hotel ever, hidden in a tropical paradise. It's secluded, private, and made for those who seek peace and luxury. We welcome only one select guest at a time, offering him the very best of everything. Guests have full access to the entire facility, which includes a very spacious suite with sea views, and a personal concierge to attend to their every need. We provide private beaches, fine dining, and bespoke activities like spa treatments, yachting, and very personal wellbeing services. Every detail, from the fresh flowers in the rooms to the chef's special menus, is designed to create an unforgettable experience. Here, our focus is on total customer satisfaction—nothing less." Joseph informed me through the airpods.

"How much does a night cost?" I asked, expecting the price to be outrageous.

"Well, it’s certainly a significant amount," the AI replied with a hint of amusement.

"And what about those women with the triangle tattoos?" I inquired.

"They’re the staff," the AI explained. "There are six of them, which you shall meet over the next few days. They handle everything from cooking and cleaning to massages and fitness training. They’re designed to cater to the Guest's every needs. Oh, and just to clarify—they're not human. They’re advanced androids equipped with our latest AI technology."

"No way, really?!" I exclaimed, taken aback by the revelation, though a part of me had suspected something unusual. I looked around, suddenly afraid of one of them being around.

"Yes, really. They’re quite similar to me, to be honest. They might not have my wit, but they certainly make up for it with their impressive synthetic bodies, don’t you think?" Joseph said, clearly enjoying himself. It was almost like talking to my actual uncle. "They possess a series of training modules that would not be of much use for me. They are all great cooks, masseuses, trainers and cleaners. They are also great sexual partners."

"Ohhh" I sighed through my breath.

"Yeah, right, like you had not figured out that part yet. Yes, sex is one key ingredient in our value proposition. Guests get to satisfy their sexual fantasies with our androids, plain and simple, and they love every bit of it." Joseph explained. "Oh, and by the way, they are also the security guards. These androids are very strong and trained in all sorts of martial arts. In case you were thinking of getting frisky with them."