This episode was filmed before a live studio audience...

Walking aimlessly through the New York streets, Agent Kelly Summers with Steve Rogers looked around with a sublime sense of disbelief. All around her she could see nothing but oversized, muscular demi-gods wearing high class clothes strolling down the streets or chatting at cafes as if there was nothing wrong with the image at all. Five women stepped out of a coffee house that would have been better suited in a women's basketball team or a photoshoot for Amazonian supermodels chirped away with drinks in hand, that is until they shared an embrace to part ways and two of them took to the air in flight to join the throng of traffic overhead. Nearby a garden shop was setting up flowers when a buzzing green bumblebee flew about the shopkeeper's hat. Batting it away, the bee suddenly grew to human size to reveal a four-armed, green skinned She-Hulk with diaphanous wings wring her four hands and started barking threats for trying to swat her. Blinking her eyes in confusion she looked around further. Up overhead she could see a six-armed hulk with purple skin hanging upside down from the tenth story elevation using his six arms to direct traffic.

"This is like an episode out of the Twilight zone." She murmured to herself.

Across the street she noticed a group of Hulks washing a fire engine in nothing but shorts, causing her to stare like a deer in the headlights of a transport truck ogling firemen that would put the biggest body builder to shame. She was so distracted, that the moment she turned her head to look forward, she nearly bumped into a lamp post just as Steve pulled her away at the nick of time.

"Ooooh, better be careful, I know it's a lot to take in. A lot of people are pretty big in Gam-Hattan."

"No, I'm fine, just got... Distracted..."

Distracted being the word when she looked up with clearer vision and found a well-dressed handsome giant of a man with green skin bend at the knee to see her eye to eye. Smiling back down at her, the Hulk stood to his full height once she was standing again and offered his meaty hand to shake.

"If you want, I can show you around this part of the neighborhood. I live here actually."

Blushing hotly and fanning herself with her map, the woman locked eyes with the man, and could only nod dumbly while muttering out a yes.

"Well, how about I show you what the town has to offer. You'd be surprised, not much has changed around here..." He said, giving the city a look around before shrugging with a smirk. "Apart from the obvious."

"Y-yeah..."

Making their way down the street for a block or two, the pair finally made their way to the doors of a bar down a staircase. Inside the place looked aged, like it was one of the older bars of the city LONG before the events of the Hulk invasion. Inside, she was pleasantly surprised to find the place filled with Hulks, more specifically...

"Hey guys, its Steve!" Called out Hawkeye from a reinforced barstool, raising his pint glass as the hulked Captain America sheepishly smiled and waved back to them while closing the door behind him. Sitting next to him was a plump and pregnant Natasha nipping on a plate of wings as she waved to the man and eyed the human woman with him.

"Hey Stevie, not bringing in minors into a bar, are you?"

"Pff, no! This is Agent Summers, she's one of the SHIELD agents here in the city giving us a look over."

"Oh really? Need to check my pulse?" Clint asked the woman as he extended out his arm and pointed at his wrist. "If you want, you might need to squeeze a bit for me to feel it... Ouch."

Elbowing Clint with a smirk, Natasha turned her attention back to the human woman with a smug grin when she realized she was staring at her pregnant belly. "Jealous? I'm carrying quadruplets!"

Hmm? Huh?" The SHIELD agent asked, finding Natasha thrust out her belly with a proud grin as she stroked her hand down its surface from the skin-tight dress she wore.

"You're jealous... One of the fringe benefits of gamma exposure is it heals everything you've got. Could you imagine I was barren once? Now I've got a school class full of kids."

"Shame it didn't improve your taste in men." Grinned Clint, pointing at his hear. "At least I got my hearing back."

"Hey! I fucked YOU, didn't I?"

"Like I said..."

Offering the SHIELD agent a seat, Steve sat with Kelly at the bar while the Bartender cleaned glasses and looked over his shoulder to the newcomers. "So, what can I get you miss? We serve a pretty strong drink around here. It's hard to get drunk when our metabolisms can take just about anything."

She was about to order when the sound of the entrance door swinging open alerted her to the sight of a well-dressed hulk in a goatee walk in had the entire bar cheer out with their pint glasses in the air.

"TONY!"

"What's going down Mr. Stark?" Asked the bar tender.

"My blood **** level, beer me up would ya, I haven't eaten all day and I'm starving."

"You didn't park your armour outside did you Tony?"

"Oh, HEY Steve, who's the pipsqueak you got with you?" Tony grinned, leering Agent Summers up and down and making the woman blush as she sipped from her beer. "You know if you want a tour of Avengers tower, I own the place."

"Quit flirting with the puny human Tony, she's like a tenth your size."

"didn't stop you from taking Banner when he was angry Nat."

"Like I've been sayin Nat, bad taste in men."

"HEY! Bruce is a sweetheart!" Growled the Black Widow as she ate a handful of chicken wings, bones and all and drowned it down with her pitcher of water. "If he saw me like I am now, I'd bet he'd want to screw me 7 ways to Sunday!"

"I'd figure he'd be worried of alimony. OUCH!" Cried out Clint as Nat playfully slapped him across the back of his head. Illiciting laughter from the rest of the bar patrons.

Still sipping from her beer, mostly to hide her blush, Kelly eyed the green skinned man that towered over her by at least two feet. Still, Hawkeye was right. despite having a green complexion and hair, the man looked like he was in the prime of his heath and WAY more vitality than any man dreamed of having. Seeing him smile at the dram and then turn his attention towards her, the SHIELD agent caught herself blushing hotly and go right back to her drink.

"Wonder how the others are doing with their report?" She wondered to herself, soaking in the attention as she found herself in the attention of the Hulked-out Avengers.

*

Making his way through Central Park, or what the park had been turned into. Agent Jenson looked around to find rows upon rows of crops and fruit trees everywhere. Orchards of orange, apple, and lemon trees grown in rows to either side of a path he trekked through while up ahead he could see what looked like tomato vines, pumpkin patches, strawberries, grapes and other fruit. Not that it was hard to make them out from so far away. All the crops were ridiculously huge!

Walking past a batch of peppers the size of watermelons, Jenson looked around to find several Hulks in farmer's overalls checking each produce and watering the trees and plants. Overhead the air was filled with what looked like big green bumblebees buzzing back and forth and flying to each tree and shrub. But any semblance in thinking the scene was normal ended immediately when two of those bees collided and stopped in the air with an angry buzz of wings... And two voices chewing each other out.

"HEY! I'm flyin here you little green pipsqueak!"

"Who you callin pipsqueak? You pecker the size oh yer stinger?"

Stepping back, the SHIELD agent was caught off guard when the two bees grew to Hulk size and glared back at each other as if ready to fight. Running to steer clear of the possible devastation, Richard looked over his shoulder to still see them barking and threatening until he crashed into something solid. Falling back spread eagled on the dirt path, the man looked up at what his eyes told him was a blue skinned amazon woman in gardeners' khakis and bucket hat... And a great big bushy squirrel's tail.

"Oh, hi down there, don't let the wasps scare you, they get into fights all the time, get it from their mom."

Pulling the man up to his feet, Greer smiled and tilted her shoulder in a flirty pose as she checked the man over.

"Hi Squirrel girl, how's today's crop yeild?"

"Doing preeeeeetty good." The woman chuckled to herself as she looked around and tipped her hat up. "We've been getting lettuce and cabbage ready for the vegan crowd."

"Uhm... Is this Central Park?" Agent Jenson asked, giving the place another look around.

Shrugging, Squirrel Girl pocketed her gardening sheers and turned around, swatting the man across the face with her tail. "It used to be. After we settled in, the think tank of the city thought we should grow food that can accommodate for our high metabolisms and growing numbers. SO... Welcome to Central farms." She declared with her arms stretched out to show off the center of the garden.

Looking around, the man had to admit that it was impressive, especially the sight of four Hulks hauling a cabbage the size of a Volkswagen to a flatbed truck.

"So, how...?"

"Oh right! Reed Richards exposed the plant life to a tint of gamma radiation so it can keep up with the city's high demands. Everything here has all been mutated by gamma radiation to yield crops big enough to feed towns every night."

Plucking a small apple out of a basket and rubbing it against her coveralls to give it a glossy shine, the smiling Squirrel woman offered it to the agent.

"Here, have a bite, it's perfectly safe to eat."

Picking up the apple, the man looked at it hesitantly and back up to Tigra. Behind the woman, every Hulk outside of her field of view were silently gesturing to the man to save himself. Either shaking their heads furiously, waving their hands in a stopping gesture or using said hands to express that a single bite would make him throw up, crap himself... Or something involving fingers coming out of his ears?

Looking down at the apple and back at Greer, Jenson shifted his eyes and pocketed the apple. "I think I'll save it for later."

Shrugging, Squirrel Girl smiled and went back to guiding the staff at the farm. "Suite yourself, I think it's more dignified than the 'dairy' farm."

"Dairy farm?"

Pointing over to a random alley just outside the park, Greer guided him outside where Jenson followed and entered the alley after crossing the street. The sight made his eyes go wide as he spotted dozens of male Hulks lined up against the wall being sucked off by She-hulks crouched between their outstretched legs or She-Hulks on the other side of the alleyway with their uncovered breasts being sucked on by everyone else. Grunting and groaning like farm animals as they came gallons into whoever was sucking them off or crying out in ecstasy when their breasts became overstimulated.

Jenson... Was beside himself.

Turning his attention up to Greer, he found the woman squirming on the spot and idly scratching at her chest while biting her lip.

"Phew... seeing them all pent up has made me peckish, still got that apple?"

Quickly handing the apple back to the Tiger woman, she immediately took a bite and swooned.

"Probably for the best, these things give you normies the shits."