Think About All The Sexy Young Men Sue Storm Is Around

The session opened with a warm smile and a hot cup of tea. Dr. Stone allowed a few moments for the two of them to just breathe and sip, to let the cold gnawing in Sue Storm's stomach to fade a little. Then she began with the questions. Little questions about her life. What was stressing her.

The Invisible Woman relaxed a little. It was easy enough to open up about the casual insanity that was being a superhero, wife, and mother. She told Dr. Stone about how Valeria had decided to try forging a "super-sword" and had disassembled three of Reed's devices looking for vibranium. Then there was the incident when they'd run out of milk and Franklin had tried to make more—which had resulted in the unexpected appearance of a very confused and prolifically lactating young mutant woman. Then Johnny had caught an alien STD that made his flames turn blue, Ben had been briefly mind-controlled by a child that had gotten hold of some of the Puppeteer's magic clay, and Reed and Sue had to make a trip to Wakanda to enter Val's sword in an impromptu child genius forging contest...in which the young child had been disqualified for using prohibited materials.

"We're still not sure where she got the antimatter," Sue said. "But yes, it's been a normal week."

Dr. Stone blinked slowly. She took a deep breath. Then she asked The Question.

"Anything interesting with Spider-Man?"

Sue sighed. She set her teacup down.

"There was a brief team-up with some of the younger New York heroes. One of the Novas, Spider-Man—both of them—and the Patriot. It was just a few hours, Ben and I were helping them to deal with an AIM weapons test that went wrong, a kind of adaptoid that thought it was actually the person it was replacing..." The Invisible Woman said.

"Strapping young men," Dr. Stone noted.

"I didn't notice," Sue lied.

Then the light caught Dr. Stone's glasses. They seemed to become circles of fire. Sue felt oddly light-headed and sank down in her chair. Eyelids suddenly heavy.

"That's not true, is it Susan?" Dr. Stone said.

"No," she said.

"They're very attractive young men, aren't they?" The psychiatrist pressed. "Fit. Intelligent. Inspiring."

"Yes," Sue replied automatically, the word bypassing her conscious mind without thought.

"Did you catch any of them checking you out?" Moonstone said. "That tight mom bod. Your costume emphasizing your mommy-milkers."

Sue Storm wanted to say no. Her tongue pressed across the top of her mouth. Then she remembered when Spider-Man—the Black one—had been behind her and she had felt his eyes focused on her butt. The costume on the young Nova Corpsman had been a bit tight, too, and she had seen his bulge, and...

Dr. Stone smiled at Sue's blush. All the answer she needed.

"Such attention is good for you. Maybe you should start working with young men more often," the villain said. "And wear something more...eye-catching."

The Invisible Woman nodded slightly.