Things shift to the worse

“Aww, look at you, dear. Are you some kind of warrior or something?” An elderly woman walked up to Sophie.

“I mean, I guess I am.” Said Sophie nervously, crossing her arms.

“Well, you look absolutely adorable, dear. I’d love to take a picture with you.”

“Miss, don’t take this the wrong way, but did you forget your glasses? You really think I look adorable?”

The lady chuckled. “Dearie, I might be in my eighties, but with my eyes is nothing wrong. In fact, you remind me an awful lot of my granddaughter.” She whipped out her phone out of her purse, and showed her her screensaver.

“I suppose she does kinda look like me.” Sophie reluctantly agreed.

“And you know something else? She has won like a dozen pageants, so don’t be so hard on yourself. Now, about that photo…”

As the two took a photo, Cindy grinned and gave the girl the thumbs-up. Ignoring Sophie looking confused at her gesture, she noticed a slight problem with loincloth. The front part shifted a little to the right, causing her womanhood to be exposed.

“Crap, she’s completely exposed! I have to-“ As she tried to walk towards Sophie, ‘Groot’ hold his hand in front of Cindy.

“I know what you’re thinking, and you may want to reconsider.” His muffled voice whispered. “This way, the tourists will come in much faster, now won’t they?”

Cindy looked at Sophie, and considered her options. “Maybe no one will notice it in the first place?”

“Hey, look at Red Sonja over there. looks like someone left the front door open.” Whispered a sleazy guy to his two friends. “Let’s take a picture!”

“So much for that.” Thought Cindy to herself.

Meanwhile, Karen started running back to the girls, not even bothering to cover herself anymore. “My God, Carol! How could that greedy bitch trick you into this? I could never forgive myself if you did ‘that’ on stage because of us.”

She kept running, laser-focused on her destination. Running near a alleyway, she bumped into a guy, causing her to fall flat on her ass. “Can’t you watch out, you stu-“ she interrupted herself when she saw that the man was wearing a police uniform. “Erm, I suppose you can’t look this one over, can you?” She laughed sheepishly.