They tell the relevant people

Well, isn’t this going to be a fun surprise for someone, Kurt thought as he watched Gavin chase after Chloe to find the rest of their group. The only question was, for who?

His immediate thought was how he could use this to his benefit with Ashley. He wasn’t above **** and the thought of little Ashley dancing on his cock after the way she made out with him the night before got him very excited. Fuck, I want to nail her, he thought. But upon further review, he didn’t exactly have much material, even if she was likely to be pretty ‘fraidy cat about it. So what, she was shocked at Gavin’s dick? Chloe just said everyone was, and why the fuck not, the guy had a hog. If the information wasn’t good enough for ****, it probably wasn’t good enough to use for flirting. So, how big do you think the nerd’s dick is? Think he uses it to make sure Subway didn’t cheat him on a footlong? Yeah, that wasn’t going to help him.

Well, Chloe’s dirt was definitely dirtier. Maybe he could threaten her with telling others that she’d kissed Gavin? No, the girls were clearly sharing details ASAP, that wasn’t any good. He could threaten to tell Zack, but it seemed like Chloe wanted to make out with Gavin more in the future, so that wasn’t exactly damning information. Hell, all the stuff she said about the girls wanting Gavin’s dick would be juicy, if she hadn’t said it to the one person he would tell. Okay, Chloe was out.

Could he use this information to make fun of Heather? Sure, she’d probably freak out if the way she was horned up over the class nerd was public information and Kurt was always game to tease his cousin. Now we’re getting somewhere.

What about telling Zack? That kid was starting to piss him off; he needed to be put in his place. He also had seemed like the main competition for Ashley, but maybe it was Gavin now? What woman wouldn’t want that cock? he mused. Anyway, this was definitely his shot for the biggest impact. Tell the kid that his two best friends made out without him, that they’re maturing, that they don’t need him anymore? Hell, with a little work he could imply that Zack was holding them back this whole time.

Yeah, that’s the way to play it, he thought, secrets are so much more fun when only a few people know them. Heather, your shame will come another day.

Now, he thought, time to take advantage of this privacy. I can’t remember the last time I masturbated outside. Fuck, it’s peaceful here. Now, let’s think about that time down in Jamaica with the local girl; she knew how to worship a cock!

*************

“So, I kissed Gavin,” Chloe said in a quiet voice, clearly having had to summon the courage to be even that loud.

“Aaaaaaah, I fucking knew it!” Ashley yell-whispered back.

After an oddly quiet hike back to the cabin, the girls had all gone back to the room to shower and get ready for a long day of lazing around doing nothing. Gavin had tried to protest about the BLT plan, but Ashley gave him puppy dog eyes and asked if the boys would do it; after that, how could they refuse?

Heather and Ashley were doing their best to teach Chloe about makeup, but her brain was buzzing trying simultaneously to shout out what she’d done while also being terrifically afraid of doing just that. Now it was out there.

Cocking an eyebrow, Heather demanded, “I mean girl, tell us everything.”

“Okay so you know when I had a rock in my shoe and asked Gavin to be my shoulder to balance on?”

“Veteran move Chloe, Mama Heather was so proud of you in that moment. I assume there was no rock?”

“There was no rock. And I had to really stretch it out to make sure you guys were gone.”

“Oh my god tell us about the kiss!” Ashley squealed, her arms slapping the bed for emphasis.

“Well after I ‘got the rock out’, I grabbed his shirt and just kinda went for it. He kissed me back too, which like, oh my god, thank goodness.”

“I’m sorry, deet—” Ashley started, before Heather gave her a look that cut her off. Heather put down the eyeliner pencil she’d been using on Chloe and stood back, crossing her arms.

“Chloe, what the fuck?”

“What do you mean, ‘what the fuck?’”

“I mean you just told us last night not to jump Gavin. Why, wanted to make sure you could do it first?”

“Technically, I said not to go up to him and ask to see his cock, but—”

“That’s bullshit and you know it. We aren’t in school, nerd. That’s a technicality and you would have been mad at me if I’d done exactly what you did.”

“Hey, Heather, calling her names isn’t going to get us anywhere!” Ashley tried to pipe up.

“I could have called her a lot worse. Chloe, I’ve been pretty fucking great to you so far. I invited you to stay in the room instead of it just being me and my best friend. I’m teaching you make up like I’m your mommy. I thought I was helping a girl with no confidence get a little self-esteem. And now what, you’re a backstabbing bitch?”

“I…I—” Chloe stumbled out.

“You what? I fucking trusted you and this is what I get. You grabbed him and kissed him. Don’t act like that wasn’t the exact kind of thing that you said would shake his confidence.”

“I was jealous because you were so smooth with your skinny dip and I was stuck back on the beach! You made me feel so welcome and I felt like a woman yesterday, like how I felt when my mom took me out for brunch in the spring. When you just slid into the water and I couldn’t do anything, it felt like I’d lost everything that I had yesterday. I know it was mostly you guys pumping me up, but doing all that was really fucking hard for me and took a lot of guts. I’m sorry, Heather. You’re right, I did something that could have scared him off. He seemed really confident coming out of the water—”

“Because we got him there! Chloe, you reaped the fucking benefits after we did the work!”

“I know. You’re right, I did. I’m competitive, but I’m a chicken about it. If I can’t win, I won’t play. That’s part of why I didn’t put myself out there in high school; so much was out of my control, the rules were all unspoken, and I didn’t get it, so I stayed out of it. Then yesterday, you convinced me that I could play the game and it felt so fucking good. I won’t be the same timid girl in college, thank you. But this morning, watching you all, I felt it all coming back to me. I haven’t been a sub in a soccer game since I was a freshman, but that’s what it felt like. So I decided to do whatever I could to get back in the game. It wasn’t spur of the moment, I made the decision. I wish I’d found a different way, but I can’t change that now.”

Heather sighed, her arms still crossed.

“Ashley’s right, you need to get way better at details if you’re going to be a girls’ girl. You do want to be our friend still, right?”

“Oh my god, so we did this thing with our tongues where they were kinda fighting each other in mid-air, is that normal?” Chloe said excitedly.

“You usually do that inside each others’ mouths. They only do it outside in porn because it’s easier to see for the camera,” Heather answered, picking up the eyeliner pencil and continuing where she left off on Chloe

“My favourite is to start all enthusiastic in his mouth, then slowly pull my tongue back to my mouth so he’ll follow me,” Ashley added.

“Okay yeah, I was hoping you guys would have some tips. I see in movies (real ones, not just porn!) that usually it isn’t just lips pushing together, but like, kinda interlocking, like this?” she put all four fingers flat together, then tapped them to her thumb before stacking first her left fingers on top of their right counterparts’ fingernails, then the tips of the right finger on the left thumb tip, then the left thumbnail on the right thumb tip.

“Yeah, that’s not a movie thing, that’s usually how it goes for a make-out. Quick peck is usually still lip to lip,” Heather confirmed.

“How do you know whose lips go on top?” Chloe asked, eyebrows furrowed as if taking notes.

“You just kinda… know?” Ashley said, shrugging. “I mean, if you’re standing, it’s usually the guy if he’s taller. I guess when I’m sitting or lying down I usually go on bottom out of habit?”

“I like to make the guy earn it,” Heather said. “They’re used to being on top, so if I take it, it kinda throws them off and they get more aggressive.”

“That’s…” Ashley started in a surprised toe.

“Hot,” Chloe finished in a breathy voice.

“Damn right,” Heather said as she leaned down beside Chloe to look in the mirror as she reapplied a glossy lipstick, smacked her lips, then tossed her hair and started sauntering off. “Anyway Chloe, now that you’ve burst the bubble, I’m going to go see if it works on Gavin. I think your eyeliner looks great, babe, but I’m sure Ash can help you change it if you like.”

*************

Kurt had made his way back to his room without running into anyone, his mind still ablaze about what to do next. He could usually overhear what was happening in the kitchen, so he knew when Gavin had abandoned Zack and the BLTs to go to the bathroom. Kurt hadn’t thought that would be enough time to get Zack alone, but ol’ Big Dick must’ve been taking a shit with how long he was gone. Kurt almost walked around the corner to go check on the man, but what he spied with his little eyes was so much more revealing. Yes, now was definitely the right time to talk to Zack.

*************

“Buddy, did you not hear me?” Kurt had told Zack everything he’d seen and heard down at the waterfall as quickly as he could, from Chloe jumping Gavin’s bones to learning that all the women wanted the N-LARGE JOHNSON 5000 (what a surprise, Kurt thought).

“Sorry dude, I kinda figured that out on my own. I wasn’t going to assume it was all related to what’s between his legs, but this lines up with what I saw this morning.”

“You’ve known that nerd his whole life, you really thought it was something else?”

“Gav’s a decent guy, stranger things have happened.”

“Yeah, you go offer a hundred women a ‘decent guy’” Kurt actually mimed the quotes at this before continuing, “and I’ll offer them a twelve-inch cock. Survey says, the ladies are picking the big one!”

“Maybe. Anyway, Gav and I talked to Heather and Ashley. The ladies basically told Gav they wanted him and when I asked Ash out, she said no. I guess they’ll be disappointed to find out he’s Chloe’s. This is kind of a weird way for them to get together, but I’m not exactly mad that my best friends are dating. We’ll be in different majors in the fall anyway and it's a big school, so it’s not like I’ll be third-wheeling forever. I’m sure he’ll treat her well.”

“Oh, you think so, hmm? Why am I telling you this and not Gavin or Chloe?”

“Because they are both extremely awkward humans who fear confrontation and have an irrational fear I’ll be angry about this.”

“Sure, sure. Where is Gavin right now?”

“He was helping me with the sandwiches and then he went to the bathroom. Must be taking a shit, what of it?”

“Then you would have no problem going and checking on him.”

“What are you, five?”

“What I am is right. Go check. If he’s taking a shit, I’ll finish the rest of these myself.”