They pelt the cops with balls

Stan grabbed a few extra volleyballs from the ball bin. "Guys, we need to distract the cops. Let's switch to dodgeball, and then you pelt the oinkers while Mei and I make a run for the van."

They put the balls on the centre line and then dashed for it at the start of the game. Mei was a popular target, but she deftly caught a ball or two before the others hit her bare breasts and made her jiggle all over.

The cops got out of the car and started walking over. Stan gave the signal, and his four friends started pelting the cops with volleyballs. The cops took cover, while Stan and Mei dashed for the van. Mei laughed excitedly, her bare breasts and ass swaying as she sprinted.

They jumped in the van and Stan pushed the pedal to the metal. Mei grabbed the bug-out bar overhead as the tires squealed.

"Yah-ta!" Mei yelled with exhilaration. "I'm in a genuine 1980s car chase in a genuine 1980s internal combustion van airbrushed with bitchin' 1980s scifi! I love the past!"