They’re very skeptical

When they realize that you’re serious about your proposal for strip poker, they nervously laugh amongst each other.

Your youngest sister, who legally bought her first scratch-off last week, calls you out, “Who are you trying to see naked?”

You laugh, “No one. It’ll up the ante and make the game more fun! Games are boring when there are no stakes and people don’t care.”

“Are you trying to see me naked?” Your middle sister asks.

“No, no,” you quickly say.

Her husband says, “I think he’s trying to see me naked. He did get very handsy with his hug early.”

“I’m not trying to see dudes naked!” You say, frustrated.

“Then why do you want to play strip poker?” Your sister-in-law says with a little smirk on her face. It’s obvious there’s only one person you want to see naked. Your cheeks flush.

Your wife breaks the silence, “It’s because he wants you all to see his wife naked. He has an exhibition fetish. It turns him on to show me off.”

What the fuck? How did your conservative wife know about exhibitionism or have the gumption to joke about it?

The group laughs at your wife’s ironic joke. They pick a game out of the closet and start playing around the kitchen table.

Your sister-in-law keeps meeting your eye. This time you don’t look away. She winks. She nods to the back porch.

She stands up and stretches. The loose fabric of her dress is pulled taunt and reveals the curve of her enormous breasts.

“I’m going to get some fresh air.”

You wait a minute then follow her out.