Makes a proposition

Your sister-in-law leans on the deck railing. The cold breath flowing from her mouth makes it look like she’s smoking. You walk up and lean beside her, trying to look cool.

She says, “Why are you trying to see you naked?”

You don’t lie or stammer. You play it cool. “I’m not trying to see you naked.”

“Yes you are.”

“I’m trying to see those tits.” You lay it out plain. No embarrassment. She winked at you. She invited you out here to talk.

“Oh really? That’s flattering.”

Oh she’s into it.

You nod, “So you going to drop em out or what?”

She laughs, “Oh I can drop them out if you want.” She places a hand on yours. “I’ll just need $10,000. $5,000 if you only want to see one boob.”

“Are you serious?”

“Very.”

No way the tits are worth that much. That’s fucking ridiculous. You could get your wife a boob job instead.

But what if they are worth it? Imagine how majestic those tits would be. High class top tier movie star tits.