These fucks didn't even read the epilogue!

“I AM NO LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!”

“My, my little volleyball. That is a very strong reaction.”

“How else am I supposed to react when these two fuck fiends start out by shoving a picture of a vagina into my face!”

“Uh! I heard the story! My little Ocelots little cunny looks adorable like this.”

“I don't want to hear it.”

“Hmm, but I suppose introductions are in order. I am Marel and this is my little volleyball.”

“Rina, pleasure is all yours.”

“Basically we are here to set the record straight. You might be thinking that little Dumpling and Little Ocelot are more suited for that.”

“These two have zero self reflection. That's where we come in. We are professionals and will give a fair and im...are you touching yourself?”

“Oh, but little Succubi and little Planet are soo adorable! These sex style reviews should really be mandatory. Oh, you and Ben can sit it out tough.”

“Let me remind you that I am one of the few people that can in fact bash your face in.”

“Hmmhm....don't tempt me like that.”

“God, you will be completely useless for this, will you?”

“You could...help my attention span you know...by relieving some of my...haa...tension.”

“First off, these two fornicating fuckpuppets where clearly just skimming through Hard Candy. Maybe if they stopped fucking each other for one god damn second they might actually have picked up on the plot!”

“Hmm, given the splendid scene we where treated to, I forgive them.

I think a nice big slice of black chocolate cake would be just the ticket

“The fuck's their problem with that line? Marcie is feeding Gina a large piece of chocolate cake. This doesn't need any context. The scene is self explanatory.”

“I think they where definitely...distracted *giggle*”

“Then next the banging bimbos bitch that the weight gain suddenly stops. First off, that fetish is freaking gross and second they completely missed Marcie's motivation in doing so.”

“Hmm, in the very first chapter of Cursed Punishment, (not written by Gambio) we get the following description of little Ocelot:

_Despite her popularity, one could consider her body resembling more of a twig. Containing breasts that lean towards A cups rather than C cups or her rather bony bottom that made sitting in class an everlasting chore.- - - - - -

_

“I never saw Gina before her weight gain, but that sounds anorexic as fuck.”

“This might be a bit of a tangent, but a lot of things, little Dumpling did to little Ocelot, where actually to her benefit. She made her gain weight to a healthy level, **** her to study and exercise, and even set a bed time to ensure she gets enough rest and relaxation.”

“I don't think Marcie realized that herself.”

“Now, of course this was all accompanied with a healthy dose of humiliation, and yes it was very much a subconscious decision on little Dumplings part, although she herself would definitely deny that.”

“But ok, fine. I can forgive them not picking up on some themes. But how the fuck did those nonchalant nymphomaniacs miss the scar?”

“hmm...they where definitely...distracted giggle”

“You said that already! But this genuinely pisses me off. Fuck it, I'm posting the entire fucking scene here!”

__

Back at school we moved in the nearest changing room and I started to unbutton my blouse.

__Lindsey looked on with a rather amused expression, not sure where this was going. She understood once my chest was bare.

__“This is what Gina did to me.”

__The scar ran horizontal over the entire length of my torso. It crossed directly over my chest and split both of my nipples in two.

__Lindsey looked on, stonefaced.

__“It was done with a cutter”, I informed her. “Susan was the one who did it but Gina gave the order. Want to know why?”

__“Shoot.”

__“Because I pantsed her. I saw her bullying some poor boy and decided to strike. That was my punishment for it.” I took a deep breath. “So don't tell me i'm going soft, I have every reason to hate Gina.”

__For a few moments there was no reaction, then a grin appeared on her face. “Ah, I get you, I get you, I get you,”

__Ignoring her, i put my blouse back on.

__

“I ask the sucking succubi again: How the fuck can you miss that?”

“Well, I suppose they where a bit...”

“Oh, piss off!”

“My little Volleyball, this anger doesn't suit you.”

“I care about Gina, alright? The least I can do is give a shit about what was a traumatic experience for both her and Marcie.”

“But our two readers have no such obligation now, have they?”

“I suppose. But I don't have any obligation to see these gaping holes either!”

“Hmm..I wonder if this picture is little Ocelot as well. To my shame, I must admit I can't tell.”

“Moving very quickly on. Gina and mental illness.”

“They have a point.”

“But are missing the Forrest from all the fucking again. Yeah, where all psychos here, but Marcie has singled out Gina because she formed a connection with her. Case in point, she completely ignores Lindsey very obvious mental health problem until it was too late.”

“So did all of you.”

"Progress. I can't jill off to it, but I'll take it. Gives hope they'll fuck at some point,"

“Do these two cunt cleaners have the memory of a goldfish? They even commented on the hot spring arc! Arghhh!!!!”

“Playing Devils sexy advocate, calling that a sex scene is maybe a bit too grand.”

“Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you but I am no lesbian, so I'm perfectly fine with one paragraph sex scenes.”

“My little Riceball is certainly not a slur, but my little bunny seems to get all hot and bothered by the idea that I am a racist, so I let it slide.”

_"But who gets to be vice-president of the anime club? Urp." Lois sneered. "Who is the minister of getting beer from the Kwikiemart because they look the oldest? Urrrrp."- - - - - -

_

“I don't think they care very much for Marcie's politics.”

“Oh, that is fine, we where mostly just humoring her anyway.”

"Marcie represents the audience. A very literal deus ex machina."

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“Oh dear, breaking character a bit here, are you?”

“I need to get my kicks in one way or another. Also, it didn't look like the wanton whores read the epilogue.”

“Hmm, that one is a good thing. It is set in the future after all, so we couldn't comment on it anyways.”

“Well, that was extremely unpleasant. I'm going to fuck (with) Ben now, you can finish this or yourself off or whatever.”

“Good night, my little Volleyball! Hmhmhm...my little Succubi, my little Planet. I for one enjoyed your performance thoroughly. Perhaps you can give an encore, whenever my Marel path will be finished. Until then, pleasant dreams.”