The wrong guy

You know, every know and then, all your expectations about the universe are proven correct. Perhaps someone gets comeuppance when they deserved it, or maybe you see every cry for justice proven to be in vain. As for me, well…it’s been hit and miss today. On the one hand, it turns out that “Capital G” Gods are real along with reincarnation. That was a bit of a shock.

That the gods make mistakes was comforting or would have been until the weight of my choice was made apparent.

All my alleged dark fantasies were being granted and I was to become a monster in service to darkness, free to ****, pillage, and defile. My essence was to be twisted and my heart replaced. There was just one teensy, tiny, problem.

These bitches must have gotten the wrong guy.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m no celibate priest and delight in hedonistic pleasure, but I’m no ****. Dabbling in pheromone induced **** was about the height of my “Dark Fantasy”.

Unfortunately, there I was, in a dark void being pushed, goaded, and led down a twisted road by deities that seemed unwilling to hear out my side of the story.

No, I didn’t have a choice in the matter. No, there didn’t seem to be a re-roll option.

My one saving grace was the seemingly murky nature of time in the…wherever this was. Meaning that it didn’t seem to matter how long I took to consider things, these goddesses, Melanoche and Carnachias, responded as though it was a mere heartbeat. Maybe it was.

It wasn’t, I didn’t have a heart to beat anymore.

Still, I like to think of myself as moderately clever on my good days so I would make the best of this. No one who has the best of intentions ever did anything wrong…right?

Yeah, this was going to be a nightmare. But with any luck, I can cause one massive headache for the powers that be.

My first “choice” was that of my new core, the base of the body that I would be in. This was actually pretty easy, as my options were either vomit-inducing creep, alien tentacle monster, actual tentacle monster, or beefcake. I chose the powerful form and hoped I could avoid getting stuck into a berserk mode down the line.

Human sized should keep me relatively sane as well as give me more classes which, finger’s crossed, keep me sane. Then those bitches ruined it by letting me know that I’ll chance size eventually anyway. Shit.

Now, I’m no furry but given the option to be a minotaur or something beats the hell out of being a tree or skeleton. Sure, the implication that most beastfolk end up eating people was…more than a little unsettling, but the new core inside me was already messing things up. Powerful and Therionic were almost drawn to each other.

I won’t attempt to justify my next few choices, but I hope anyone judging would understand why I went for the standard package with the mind break addon. After that, things started to get fuzzy. I was slipping further and further away, less me and more of the beastly, rage-filled monster that they wanted. I recall gaining the life element though I can’t recall why, then my two classes: ranger and barbarian. So much for dodging that rage.

Then there was a flash of a heart, that of a Demon King. It came with a protection against alterations to my mind, body, and soul, as well as magic to turn such things against those foolish to stand against me and my form swelled again. I was powerful, I was every violent beast that lurked in the darkness of the woods. I was ready to venture out into the world and despoil all who came against me. I had five names and faces burned into my soul. Lastly, I had the very body of my Goddess offered to me should I succeed. I was ready.

There was a flash of light, and I was somewhere else.

Current Form:

Powerful: +20% to physical attack and defense. All victims will eventually submit.

Human Size: Second Class and +100% class experience gained.

Therionic: +200% physical attack and defense. +50% magic resistance. May breed with low-fertility races.

Standard Package: All the beastly goods, an almost unwieldy cock, a flaring knot to seal the deal and enough cum to fill them til they spill.

Mindbreak addon: The sexual prowess of several chosen champions, enough to turn any girl to jelly with enough effort.

Life Element: Power of Life spells increased by 1000% Immune to Life magic.

Status Effect Immunity

Barbarian and Ranger Classes

• • Lore of Men: Debuff the attack of Humans by 50%
• • Lore of the Forrest: Physical Attack and Speed increased by 50% in the Forrest
• • Rage: Triple Physical attack, halve all defenses, and cannot cast magic.
• • Spirit of the Serpent: enhanced regeneration. (1 minute)
• • Spirit of the Shark: 50% increase to defense. (1 minute)
• • Spirit of the Jackal: Natural attacks inflict the confusion effect. (1 minute)

Demon King Heart: +400% increase to monster exp gain.