The woman 'helps' Lauren

The woman, thinking she was helping this embarrassed boy out, put her arm around Lauren's bare shoulder and guided the butt naked, hunched over woman back towards Dennis, Kyle and Britney. She brought Lauren to Dennis.

"Sorry, I think you're little buddy got lost and wandered over to us." The woman explained.

"Thanks." Dennis said, quite amused at the furiously blushing Lauren.

"Of course! You should probably find him something to wear." The girl went on. "It seems like he's really embarrassed, clutching his little thing so nobody can see it. I also think you should put him on a diet or something. It's really unhealthy for such a young man to be so chubby!"

Lauren wanted to melt into the earth and disappear. Not only had she failed to prove her womanhood, she'd just been called out as fat in front of Dennis of all people!