The white wedding

The sun shone brightly in the clear blue sky as Wendy adjusted her maid-of-honor dress in the mirror. She took a deep breath, trying to calm her nerves. It had been an emotional few weeks leading up to Penny's big day.

You see, just last month, Wendy discovered some disturbing secrets about the Reverend David MacNickels who was set to perform the ceremony. Through some digging, she uncovered that the reverend had been sexually exploiting young girls from his congregation for years. It made Wendy's blood boil with rage. She had to do something.

Wendy made a decision. Using the knowledge of witchcraft passed down from her ancestors, she would curse this sick man to pay for his sins. And she would do it right under everyone's noses at the wedding. Penny deserved a day free of his evil presence.

As Wendy took her place at the altar, she eyed Reverend MacNickels with a cool smile. During the ceremony, she subtly chanted the ancient words of her spell under her breath. MacNickels began to squirm uncomfortably as an unseen **** grabbed his crotch.

In front of 200 guests, the reverend let out a blood-curdling scream as he watched in horror. His testicles and penis visibly shriveled up before everyone's eyes, leaving nothing but a tiny pee hole. The guests gasped and shrieked.

Wendy just smirked, knowing justice had been served. MacNickels was left a broken man, exposed for the monster he was. And she got to walk away with a clear conscience.

From that day forward, Reverend MacNickels never again exploited another young girl. Wendy's magic had castrated him for life. The maid-of-honor had dramatically changed the course of history at Penny's wedding. It was a day no one would soon forget!