The truth

Jake decided to tell the truth.

“Well, it was about 3.5” soft and 5.5” hard” – informed Jake

“According to my data it was exactly 5.4332 inches, so you are telling the truth” – said Jade

“How can you know that?” – said jake, perplexed but happy for not having lied.

“We have our sources” – said jake winking at him.

Then Jade took the remote and adjusted Jake’s dick until it was exactly 5.4332 inches hard. The exact flaccid measurement was 3.5469 inches.

Jake was relieved and thanked Jade profusely. He did not want her to get pissed off as Tim and left the shop. He would not come back again to that shop.

In any case, he had to call Alex. They were not going to have movie night again…