The truth…

“S-shepard… J-jane,” Liara said softly. “I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what site or where the heck you read about this asari ‘tradition’ but… I’m afraid you’ve been tricked by a bunch of horny people on the extranet.”

Shepard’s face fell and her cheeks burned red. “W-what? Y-you mean… you don’t have a…. n-naked day?”

Liara tried to hold in her laughter. “It’s very sweet of you to try and do something like this for me, but… alas… I’ve never heard of such a thing,” Liara said

Shepard sighed trying to find her composure. What was supposed to be a grand gesture was now seemingly stupid and embarrassing. “I-I’m sorry… I just thought…”

“I understand,” Liara said. “Let’s get dressed and then we can find an actual asari tradition to do together. There are some rather risqué ones.”

Shepard gulped at the mention of getting dressed.