The tits, of course

"She's flat as a board, give her a set of tits to match that ass" Shouted a woman a few rows deep.

"Perfect idea, how about this dear audience." He fishes around in his pockets and produces a balloon. "I'll begin to fill this and I won't stop until the cheering stops"

"Then our lovely lady will have her own set of balloons" He says to the crowd.

"But first, some more appropriate attire." He reaches for something offstage and produces a tight black corset.

"If you would my dear" He says as he hands it to you.

You slip the corset on snugly, the actual area where a woman's chest would reside remains pitifully empty, but you know that is not to last.

"Now audience, I need your guidance" Drake starts to fill a balloon, it rapidly expands and the whole crowd is gleefully cheering him on.