The terrible trio?

Rather than explain herself, Jenny motioned toward Kim and Willow. A surprised Willow pointed to herself, apparently unable to believe Jenny would want to talk to her. ...must be some bizarre ass related rivalry.

Either way, Jenny nodded hurriedly and Willow teleported over. Putting her arms around Kim and Willow, the cat-eyed minx huddled them together. I could barely make out whispers. Kim's snickering was much easier to hear and almost as worrying. Almost.

"What are you three scum lickers doing over there?" Janice demanded, sounding both suspicious and angry. ...well, 'angry' was a given with Jan. Her question was met with Willow turning to look at her and placing a finger on her lip, shushing her. "Don't shush me, Willow! I deserve to know!" she snapped. All that earned her was a playful wink and a quick bit of sign language that made Jan's face turn red. "D...don't bring that up..." ...damn, I kind of wished I knew sign language. In fact, I made a note to learn it so I could converse with Willow.

Regardless of what her gestures meant, Willow turned back to the huddle and listened intently. "I don't like this," Rachel stated, moving closer to me protectively. "Those three are trouble enough by themselves. Putting their heads together could be down right destructive." I had to agree with that statement. Kim alone had been a headache and a half.

"Seriously...we gotta keep an eye on them or who knows what'll happen to our Skaz," Janice replied, making me smile a bit. Even though it was (possibly) a life and **** situation for me, I was glad the two of them were not only in agreement but that Jan said 'our Skaz' instead of 'my Skaz'. Rachel either didn't pick up on that or just didn't care as much as me. All she did was nod.

The three split from their huddle, each turning and smiling at me. I had never felt the sensation of encroaching doom before that moment. "Okay, cutie, you just leave it to us," Kim told me with a wink. "We'll get you all set up. Why don't you three hang a bit? You've got some issues to work out, after all. Jenny, Willow, and I can deal with the small stuff." Damn...she was right about them needing to completely work out their issues. That was the problem with Kim...she was usually right.

Before anyone could argue, Willow teleported away with Kim and Jenny. "...um...so..." I started, turning to them. "...should I be writing my will now?" "We can be witnesses," Jan replied in deadpan. I gulped. I had been hoping for reassurance...but it wasn't coming for either of them.