Are all of my girls crazy?

"What is it about you Johnny?" Rachel's sudden and sort of odd question threw me for a loop. Wasn't this supposed to be about them? The way the two of them are staring at me kind of freaks me out. "You!" Jan pokes me in the chest as the two of them **** me back with each step they take towards me. "You are a wimp!" Jan's words are harsh, but truthful. Rachel pours salt on my 'wounds' by nodding in agreement. "You're a weak, wimpy loser who couldn't get a woman even with all the money you have." They keep poking me and pushing me backwards. Tears start to fall uncontrollably as their words just get harsher and harsher. "S-Stop it!" Jan ignores my pained cry and with one final push they both shove me onto the couch. "Johnny....it's obvious that this isn't going to work." I felt my heart shatter with Rachel's coarse and hurtful words.

They hated me......I wait what?! Warm, soft and silky smooth skin wrapped around my face like some kind of blanket. Janice and Rachel where completely topless and where in the process of smothering me in titanic tit flesh. "W-Wha? What the!?" Janice and Rachel where genuinely and joyously giggling. "Fighting over ya ta make you man up and take charge a this relationship was a dead end. " Janice's voice was light and playful, and her Irish accent was starting to bleed through. "We've got a little secret to tell you Johnny~" Rachel's however was low, gravelly and lustful. Janice chuckles again when I managed to give them a very noticeably confused look. "Ya see boyo~ Me and the Halfling are ol' 'friends' so ta speak."

Rachel shuddered in place as one of her rapidly hardening nipples brushed across my lips. "It's a bit of a 'secret' relationship O'Jeneus and I have had since LONG before I was a 'hero'." I was so confused....and slightly turned on. This was SO weird, the two of them seemed like oil and water, but NOW?! When I felt the two of them straddle my legs and push their bodies deeper into mine, I couldn't help my shivering. "Tis true, but now me and the Birdy are after tha same prize. An since fighen ta prove who'd be a better wife to ya failed~"