The set up

Xander stood at the ready. For what he did not know. But he was following his girlfriends lead on this one. He didnt know what exactly set her off two days ago but something had. Yesterday had been weirder than usual. Cordelia had gotten ahold of some weird concoctions somehow and made him drink them. They made him feel weird but that was about it. He hadnt grown a tail or anything.

And now he was here waiting in an unused classroom because his girlfriend told him to. For what he had no idea. Just that it was supposed to help Buffy.

And speak of the devil... Cordelia all but pushed Buffy into the classroom. Buffy looked displeased and Cordelia was very manic high energy, Cordelia would tell you that Chases did not panic, they were high energy.

"Okay. I'm here. Now why am I here?" Buffy asked. Looking from Cordelia to Xander. Xander shrugged back at her.

Cordelia looked at him and snapped her fingers and 'ahemed'. Xander looked around and winced. He rushed over and lit the giant black candled Cordelia had insisted had to be here. He coughed a bit as the black candles had a weird scent and the wicks smoked something awful.

"Thank you, this place needs a little... help. Look, Buffy, you are way too stressed. Thats why you are here. So I decided that we need a De-stress Buffy program. Thats what we are all here for." Cordelia answered.

"Okay. So were going shopping?" Buffy asked. "Aaaand Xander's here to carry the bags?"

Xander stiffled a whine when Cordelia looked at him with an icy look.

"Hardly. That wont satisfy you. Not really. Not in the way you need to be. Not in the way a woman wants to be satisfied. " Cordelia stepped to Xander and leaned in to him with a knowing smile.

"What?" Buffy and Xander said at the same time.

"I am being very generous, Buffy, and am going to let you borrow Xander to help you deal with your stress." Cordelia anounced.

"What?" Buffy and Xander said again.

Cordelia rolled her eyes and looking back at her boyfriend she smirked, "Stick out your tongue, Xander."

Giving her a weird look but remembering he had promised to follow Cordelia's lead Xander stuck out his tongue. He was surprised when he had more tongue then he thought he had. A lot more. He had more tongue than two Gene Simmons put together. ...and it seemed to be oddly prehensile.

"Joining the swim team had some additional benefits." Cordelia leaned toward Buffy.

"Holy crap." Buffy blushed.

When the hell had this happened? Xander wondered. Was this what the weird crap he drank did?

"He can also hold his breath for at least ten minutes." Cordelia started counting fingers off. "Slightly stronger, greater flexibility, better endurance, obviously slightly elongated... appendages, thicker skin."

Why the hell did that last one matter? Everything else sounded okay. But thicker skin? Made it harder for vampires to bite him? Was that it?

"Thicker skin?" Buffy asked also puzzled by that last one.

"Thicker skin means his skin is less sensitive." Cordelia answered.

"And?" Buffy asked but Xander thought the question too.

"Less sensitive everywhere. Including down below. He cant get over excited and blow his load prematurely." Cordelia answered.

Xander looked down at himself. He had not volunteered to mess around with Captain Happy. He lost sensitivity? What if he couldn't cum now? He whimpered.

Buffy waved her hands, "Oooookay. Enough. Xander put your tongue back in your mouth." She pointed at him.

Nodding his head he reeled his tongue back in. He didnt know where all the extra tongue went. But he stopped sticking his tongue out and it all slid back inside his mouth going somewhere in his body.

"Xander?" Cordelia pulled something from her purse and handed it to him.

Xander held up a piece of black cloth, "A blind fold?"

"What?" Buffy looked completely flummoxed.

"Sit on the table and put it on." Cordelia waved a hand at him. "Remember your promise."

Xander grumbled, stepped to the table and sat on the edge of it and put on the blindfold.

"Get in the middle of the table and relax, Xander." Cordelia commanded and he moved back and laid down.

"Okay, what is going on Cordelia?" Buffy huffed.

"Xander has agreed to do whatever. He cant see. So if someone wants to get up on him and ride him until they cum their brains out he wont know if its you or me." Cordelia explained.

"You gotta be kidding me." Buffy looked shocked.

"I date him for a reason, Buffy." Cordelia raised an eyebrow and smirked. "You notice I'm not as stressed as you are."

Buffy put her head in her hands, "You are pimping out your boyfriend?"

"I am offering the woman who saves all our lives weekly some much needed stress relief. No strings." Cordelia answered. "Anytime you need to take the edge off we can set up, uh... an appointment and we'll meet. A blindfold, Xander, you and me."

Buffy looked at her like she had lost her mind, "What? Why? How did you even come up with this?"

"Buffy, I've watched you nearly die ten times this year alone. I am trying to pay it back by giving you the one thing you can get on your own." Cordelia explained.

"Sexual satisfaction. Thats all I am offering. You cant be identified because of the blindfold. Xander wont know if its your or me and if he asks, which he should known not to do, I'll always say it was me. You can do whatever you want with him. If you just stick to oral sex, fine. You want to go all the way? I've got the extra large condoms in my purse. Now, I'm not saying you need to even do anything, I'm just saying the offer is on the table."

Buffy blinked, blushing as she recalled the swim team speedo. "E-extra..."

"I did say enlarged appendages. I wasnt just talking about his tongue." Cordelia grinned.

"Oh." Buffy blinked and took a deep breath. "Uhm."

Cordelia raised an eyebrow, "Yes?"